Please listen to me, this is important.
User Rating: 9.7 | Sneak King X360
I hate Burger King food. Nah nah nah! But this game.... oh this game. Ever shoved one of those ear wax candles in your ear, and they use this kind of reverse osmosis process to get all the wax. Remember how it felt like you were hearing just for the first time? As I popped in the Sneak King I felt the very folds of reality peal back and glorious rays of burning joy baithed my pupils. Suddenly reality became some how more clear. Ridding the spears of Agamon in a child like vision of those that be it. I stripped myself nude and ran into the forest to commune with nature. Squirrles and all manner of mamels, even dolphins, I can read their minds. They talk to me, tell me things about the acient secrets that lurk just behind the walls of sleep. I can see this now. The earth mother touches my very soul, and I am trasended unto the dwar kin yak yak doodly do! I watched an episode of muppet babys and I could finally hear the secret music that was being transmitted through the signal tvs. I smash harsh final running friends. Please all children of the holy of holies you must see what I am speaking. See it with you ears. Hear it with your mind and soul. 
