This game changed my life.
It is an interactive cutscene in which you exercise most of your body muscles within 6 and a half minutes. If every video game did this, our country will be a Utopian society devoid of conflict and obesity will not be in the everyday American dictionary.
If I must comment on the game itself, I will.
It have some of the most amazingly trailers to date. In one of them, I quote, Stalin claims "You gotta let the music". I suggest this to be the driving principle behind every human being. Also, he states: "rhythm is a dancer". This is a piece of philosophy which rivals that of Socrates and Karl Marx.
So what is the best part of this timeless classic?
The soundtrack is so enlightening, it will convince you to pursue that woman you've had your eye on. After you perform one of the dances in this game for her pleasure, there is a 266.7% chance that she will bear you fruit.
Spoiler alert:
In the most tear jerking moment in videogame history, nay, the most in all of entertainment history (and possibly the history of mankind), a 50 foot Stalin and Octopus Hitler battle it out in a scene reminiscent of the biblical Armageddon. I warn you now: after finishing this game, you will not be the same man.