My name is Ivan. I like you.

User Rating: 1.5 | Stalin vs. Martians PC
By thespyisfreeman | Review Date:
Didn't even play it, watched the trailer and five minutes of gameplay. Indeed a mess. Lots of Ivans that like you. Stalin dances. Incomprehensible gameplay filled with confusing messes of neon colors. Soldiers that say some nonsense every time they're hit. Enemies appear to be cluster****s of colored dots, along with some scattered building-like thingummywhatsits. Text in this game often is grammatically fallacious. Seriously, what's with the Ivans? "My name is Ivan. I like you." They seriously say that, as a damage reaction sound. And, how creative, "I am dying!".

This review is like the game. Messy, incomprehensible, not worth your time.

(gamespot wants more characters: herp derp derp herp derp herp derp derp herp herp derp herp derp herp derp herp derp herp herp herp derp derp herp derp herp derp herp derp)

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