Only the combined awesomeness of second comings of Christ, Buddha, and Bruce Lee could rival the greatness of this game.

User Rating: 10 | Street Cleaning Simulator PC
By ZombehDino | Review Date:
Street Cleaning Simulator. I shouldn't need to say anything beyond that. Those three words should be enough to convince you of this game's greatness, something that it has an endless supply of. This game is an absolute masterpiece in every sense of the word. Every other game ever made has now been rendered obsolete thanks to the creation of this godlike entity. SCS is a flawless achievement that puts the likes of Super Mario Bros., the Legend of Zelda, Metroid, Halo, and the Elder Scrolls all too shame. The very instant you begin to play this game, you will never want to leave its infinitely immersive world.

But be warned... this game will likely change your life forever. You will no longer be an unenlightened drone in society, but rather a student of the universe itself. You will transcend your own humanity.

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