It SWEPT into my life, and into my heart

User Rating: 10 | Street Cleaning Simulator PC
By lsdbaby | Review Date:
I don't think I've ever felt so emotionally connected to a game before. Playing this game feels like making love to the most perfect girl in the world only to climax together at the pinnacle of mutual love to discover that she is in fact a merman. I know. It sounds wrong, but the more you think about it, the more it feels so right.
The only negative I can think of about this game is that it will take up too much of your life. I missed the birth of my first daughter because I was playing this game. Is that a bad thing? I don't think so because I can always have more children. Or I could if my wife wasn't barren.
Don't hesitate to buy this game, You want to be in on this new franchise from the ground-floor. I just hope the sequels will let you port over your characters. I've just upgraded my Eco-dump to a 750kg weight limit. It'd be a shame if I had to leave that bad boy behind!

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