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User Rating: 10 | Street Cleaning Simulator PC
Look I will be honest. The logging simulator was utter garbage so I was skeptical about 'keeping the streets clean'. What a mistake I almost made! Listen to all the gamer reviews, they would not lie to you! This is the GOTY! The only drawback to this instant classic is its not set in Detriot or Cleveland!

The Gamespot reviewer is biased and cannot grasp the subtlety of the precision gameplay. He complains about the swagger of the cleaners? He obviously has never met one! He also complains bout the filthiness of the city, well duhh, they wouldnt need you the street cleaner if it wasnt. And really, saying it only takes one hand to play this game shows how uninformed they are. You are not gonna be eating any sandwiches, you will bringing yourself to orgasmic ecstacy while completing your route. And all those bugs, cmon what game now doesnt have them? Excalibur Publishing has a stellar rep for ontime patching! I kid you not!

This is more than just a game, it is a simulator that will you prepare you for a real career. The hours will pass by and it will be morning before you stop cleaning the streets beyotch!