My son, on his third birthday, he will play this game for his first time.
User Rating: 10 | Street Cleaning Simulator PC
Some people on this website jokingly write positive reviews of SCS, they can't even write a coherent review at that. My review briefly explains my personal life with this game. Before the date, July first, I would seldom use the computer unless I got an email about horse pills for my erection. 'You've Got Mail' started to bore me after some time so I stopped caring about pills and horse erections. At my job I had occasionally wondered about street cleaners. Long story short I "acquired" Street Cleaning Simulator. It wasn't easy either. My home computer couldn't handle the maximum resolution so I borrowed money from the bank and bought a Falcon. Now we're talking business. "I can now play SCS at 1920 x 1080!" I announced to my family the minute I stepped in the door. I made my wife carry the PC from the car. She couldn't lift it, so I did it myself. I set up my new system, my mouth was watering. The installation was long, it was the build up, the rising action to the climactic 'Finish' button. The game started, I was spiritually involved. I could see why it is rated for three years of age and up; the intensity was manageable but it was undoubtedly there. I started this game with a passion and it proceeded to be my only break from grueling reality. After my first session I walked outside my house. The street was dirty. There was work to be done. I walked back into my house. That was 5 days ago. I have now been on, what I call, a marathon. Stopping for water was difficult and sometimes manic. yesterday my son looked me in the eye. I looked back. At that point I decided my son will play Street Cleaning Simulator. Yet there was anger I turned inward. I started ruminating. They say hindsight is 20/20. I should have taught him, I should have educated him, I should have played street cleaner and other miscellaneous machinery sound effects while he was in his mother's womb. All we can do at this point is move forward and plan for the future. My son, he's two years old. Naturally, he's premature and unready for this type of responsibility. As indicated on the cover of Street Cleaning Simulation, the age of recruitment is three. Home teaching licenses are cheap on the black market, so is about everything else if you kill a man. I use an ancient German training method to prepare my child, and these methods are much too insensitive to reveal to the public or my wife. Me and my son sleep in the same bed. At night I dream of endless roads, the roaming street cleaners feel so light and goes on forever. This is why the game is too short. It's my life, temporary. Dreams, forever. So I went back on my Email, bought some horse pills and now I'm 9 inches long! 
