You're fat and on a diet but you decide to order the juicy steak with a side of deep-fried french fries anyways.

User Rating: 6 | Super House of Dead Ninjas PC
By Rotondi | Review Date:
I had a meal at about 4pm today. Then went out to dinner with this chick around 7. Was sort of stuffed. Should I have ordered a light dish? Yes. Did I? No. I wanted to stuff my face again. I ordered that Mexican chicken steak with some pasta and a fried egg to go with it. Ate it all up baby, and had no problem with treating myself to both of the big bread sticks on the table either (just as long as she was gonna' eat my big bread stick later on if you know what I'm sayin').

So you just gotta' pig out. Forget about what you've been telling yourself lately: "Gotta loose weight," "Gotta get outside," "Gotta find a chick," "Gotta get a job." And just pig out. Lately I've been pigging out with Super House of Dead Ninjas. Just sweet. Just what I want in a video game. Sweet, simple chop-em up action. Cool weapons. Sweet sound effects and game music. Simple concept. You can easily run it in window mode and still watch all that recently downloaded p0rn.

This isn't like eating Mcdonalds every day to the point where you eventually just become stinkin' chubby. This is that one day where you treat yourself to a Double CheeseBlast, savoring every drop of that greese juice. Of course one day can easily turn into two. And two to three...Wait, have I been playing Super House of Dead Ninjas for four days now?

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