What A Surprise- A Poor Licensed Gameboy Title

User Rating: 3.5 | Superman GB
Poor Superman. For all his superpowers, he sure can't manage to get himself a good game. Well, Superman for the Gameboy isn't so much of a "bad" game as it is a "why-am-I-playing-this-I'd-rather-play-in-traffic" game.

Don't get me wrong, it's not the floaty controls, dull graphics, pathetic sound effects or lack of entertainment value that damages this game. Oh wait, it is. Playing this game for extended periods of time is similar to having a rather large and uncomfortable chunk of kryptonite crammed down the front of your super-suit while Lois and Lex decide to elope. If that image doesn't dissuade you from playing this uninspired game, nothing will.