You can play as a 5 year old girl and your first enemys are evil mellons and cactuses ( serisously )

User Rating: 3 | Tales of Pirates PC
By thcloco | Review Date:
I kinda said it all in the review deck... i must admit that only one hour of this game was all the abuse i could take from it, so i might not be the most reliable opinion around but i actually would recommend this game to all 13 year old girls and to those that feal like one.

But if you don't feal like a 13 year old girl and you don't have any sadistic tendencies than i recommend arming your self with some kind of mild-to-medium strong sedatives before trowing your brain cells at the mercy of this japanese monster.

The reason behind the high grade i gave is the fact that the game actually runs... the main menu is kinda nice... the buttons work... the game is free, for the most part...uninstaling the game is a somewhat short process( although, to be fair, it could be shorter )... and its spyware-free, which is allways a good thing in my book.

Well who knew constructive criticism was this tireing... thank you and good night

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