Stellar Stone really outdid themselves this time!

User Rating: 10 | Taxi Racer PC
By oblivz | Review Date:
From the creators of Big Rigs Over the Road Racing.... Taxi Racer. It is truly and most undeniably perfect, taxi driving around the town, going through buildings you're supposed to drop people off at and driving your taxi into the sky. Far greater than any game I've played are you, thy lovely Taxi Racer, Stellar Stone I bow down to your game-making might, ho ja salute - braaaammmooo!!!!

Yes that's right you filthy faucking game-making shiats I know you're Russian and when I've finished my medical treatment with this sexy nurse from playing so many awful games this week (seriously I've been playing them to see how bad they are), I'll get Wario, Chainsaw Maniac, Evil Cop off Half Life 2, Ganon and Robo Spongebob to mash your faces to pieces..... May your chicken colesaw forever be cold and your fingers forever sticky with hairy lollypops! Then again that last bit wa a little harsh..... lol.

Coming Soon! Kane and Lynch, the stupidest game ever made!

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