Hahaha I just cant get it....its hilarious though.
Despite my horrible curse of impatience, i STILL found ways to have fun.
I would save a game in the city, attack a guard, and just keep on fighting until i die. I dont know why, but endless combat and bounties on me received for doing the simplest thing, like maybe hitting a sleeping women with a sledgehammer is just hilarious. And those guards.....they are FAST to respond. As soon as I try something wrong, BAM the door flies open and the law is against me. Unbelieveable.
Another way i have fun......i like making my dude half naked and running through the forests stabbing horses with absolutely furious guards chasing me. I even found a glitch when I was being chased by one..... i jumped over a rock, and obviously the guard couldnt, so his programming screwed up and him and his horse were shot like 100 feet across the map into the city wall. I went over and looked at them, they were half trapped in the wall, and STILL that damn guard was screaming and yelling for me. (P.S. NEVER sneak up and stab a guard in the back. They dont like that one bit)
Haha and I also remember this one hot elfish girl that i saw, so I went up and talked to her, then she got annoyed and attacked me. So the guards kicked her ass and left her to die. I took of all her clothes, then swinged at her body, ACCIDENTALLY hit a guard, therefore starting another epic chase that led from horses to mountains to all kinds of stuff.
And that persuasion game that you can play with people.......I have no clue what it is or how you play it, but I rule at it and it is f-ing HILARIOUS.
This game is insane. I never really played the game, I just became and criminal and KICKED EVERYONES ASS. This game is extrememly adaptable. If you think you cant have a hella lot of fun, THINK AGAIN I couldnt get enough of this game. Do what I do, now I have one sword account, one magician, and one criminal..........I love this game, this is a must have for all ps3 owners. Even if it was released almost a year ago. It never gets old.