please please please please PLEASE do not buy this game if you are a girl.
this game...... it's so..... so....... so........ HIDEOUSLY DISTURBINGLY DISGUSTING!!!!!!!! like, do you want to know what's in this game? DO YOU WANT TO KNOW WHAT IS IN THIS FLIPPIN' PEICE OF CRAP GAME?!?!?!?! it's all nudity! and stupid trivia! ok. i'm a girl, so i don't look at this game the same way a guy would. that's why i think it's bad. just please take my advice and only buy this game if you are a guy. if you're a girl STAY AWAY FROM THIS GAME AT ALL COSTS. PLEASE.
so. let me tell you about this game. it's a trivia game with lots and lots of sexual refrences. so, the game is simple to play. the gameplay is pretty weird. it's not bad. it's simple. but, it's too simple. in the first round of the game, you answer the questions. then, you play the game against a stupid virtual girl. if she gets the question wrong, she has to take off her shirt and show you her boobs. at first, it's censored. but, if you win the game, the censor bars disappear. like, you have to bet on which answer she will pick for the question. the third round is a weird game where you have a ball on a platform. you have to keep your ball on the platform and knock other people's balls off the platform. in the fourth round, you answer questions again. but, the only way to get to the fourth round is if you fill up a meter in the previous rounds. if you win the fourth round, everything gets uncensored. but, if you don't win the game, the censor bars will not disappear, until you win the game. if you think i'm kidding, let me just tell you this: i'm not. i saw the girls in the game take off their shirts when i won the game, and the boobs were NOT censored. thank god they don't take off their pants. otherwise, i would just break this game in half when i was done playing it for my first time. the game has some minigames, with one of them including alcoholic beverages and a president. oh, these minigames are SO repetitive. that's all i have to say for the gameplay (i don't remember the game that good).
now, the graphics are very good. like, some things look real. other things don't. like, the detail of the graphics is just so good. all the detail is what makes the graphics so beautiful. even the things that don't look real have nice detail.
the controls are perfect. absolutely perfect. like, you choose the answers to the question by pressing either the x, o, ∆ or square buttons. like, everything is responsive. EVERYTHING!!!!
if you're wondering why i gave this game a low score, but i said positive things about this game, i'll tell you why.
•this game is too simple
•this game is not fun
•this game is a disgrace to women and humanity itself
•this game is inappropriate for kids
•this game has no plot
like, please stay away form this game if you are a girl. PLEASE. but, if you're a guy, buy it now. PLEASE RATE!!!!!
blah. i'm bored. review too short. must add lyrics to a song.
In this farewell,
There's no blood,
There's no alibi.
'Cause I've drawn regret
From the truth
Of a thousand lies.
So let mercy come,
And wash away,
What I've done!!!!!!
I'll face myself!
To cross out what i've become!
Erase myself!
And let go of what i've done!!!!!!
Put to rest
What you thought of me.
While I clean this slate
With the hands of uncertainty.
So let mercy come,
and wash away,
What i've done!!!!!!!
I'll face myself!
To cross out what i've become!
erase myself!
and let go of what i've done!!!!!!!!!!
if you want to know the name of this song, send me a message asking what song it is. and i'll tell you. MESSAGES ONLY PLEASE!!!!!!!
thanks for reading!