This game is awesome!

User Rating: 10 | Theme Park PC
By willyxl | Review Date:
Put all the sugar levels on high and all the caffeine levels on high right next to your fastest roller coaster! Kids will be flying around and puking all over the place!

Kids can fly off the roller coaster, and rides can explode. Means kids will beat up your entertainers. The cops bust up fights. Kittens explode. Asteroids fall. Smelly dogs turn into alien cows and start zapping through your monitor and they'll burn your eyebrows off!

I played this game until Dad told me to take a bath. I didn't take a bath. I just scrubbed myself with a dry sponge and then went to play Phase 10 with Nandaddy.

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