Babes, booze, money, and even burping and farting :D Also sorry that this is so long too lol! Its very awesome th
Along the way though in a certain ten of the levels you most find a rocketship piece to your rocketship duh! Seeing how you were flying it in outter space when u get hit by a Meteror wrecking our ship. So Toejam and Earl most navigate through Earth's horrying creatures(If Evil Ice Cream Truck Drivers or Insane Dentists don't scare you what will!), trying to get your ship back together.
Along the way you also find a varity of wrapped presents. These will contain goodies that will help you out most the time. Some of them will kill you, or simply p!ss you off as it kicks your behind. Theres beer, money, boomboxes(districts enemys), Intertubes, running shoes, icruas wings, spring shoes, and alot of other stuff. Lemme explain this a bit deeper. There are dozens of presents scattered in each level. They come in all shapes and sizes. Once you use a present that present is added to your identified presents list. So you know what it is which is really nice. A problem is theres the randomizer present. When you open this up it scrammbles your list and everything is unknown again. This really sucks when you keep opening this, and keep opening the one present that kills you right on the spot, blasted thing....
Yes you do get a set amount of lifes before a game over too. If you rack up enough points though you get another free life, though these do not come by easily. If you want extra lifes you better find the exact location on a level(I don't think every level has one) where these fire work like things go way granting you jumbo points. Oh also before I forget. About the randomizer present. It's wise if you find the wise man in the carrot whenever you can(he isn't on every level) and fork over 2 bucks to identify a present for you.
Theres also a wide varity of villains for being back in the Sega era, where having four or five monsters in a game was considered elite lol. This game has a plathora of them! Here is a brief list of some of them, that I really like or HATE!
- Little red devils with pitchforks. Slow, wimpy, but cute describe these guys lol. They are the first guys you encounter.
- Giant Hampster in a Giant Rolly Ball! What else can be any better then this? They are fairl harmless though due to there slow moving speed. If u get flatted it sucks! I dunno why but if they hit you, they tend to keep rolling you over. I believe its because you stay flattened for a bit, and makes them really fast compared to you. Or maybe I don't know what Im talking about w/e.
- The boogey man!(hate these guys). They are invisibile basically, well ok cloaked. But they are dang hard to see. They are only barely visible for a few seconds, and will sneak/scare you to death lol. Hard hitting mofos.
- Insane Dentists(hate these guys too). Dunno wat to say other then these guys are really nuts.
- Evil Ice Cream Truck Drivers that are insanly faster then you and like to flatten out and anhilate poor helpless aliens and end your game when you encounter your first one!!!!(OMG! I hate these guys so incredibly much! You gotta hope to god you can maneuvar these guys at the last second before they 1 shot you basically lol).
- Chickens with Tomateo laucnhing Mortars!! these guys rock. Ok so they are cooler then the Hampster but whatever they both rock. Ya tomateos are like a deadly weapon in this game lol. Two of your presents you can find are plain ol tomateos, or a sling shot that launchs them.
Anyways theres a very brief list of guys/women you encounter. Theres pleanty more, some very deadly, and some that are kind of just there and will only hurt you if your being a idiot. Well shoot dunno what else to say really. I would have to kick myself in the butt though if I didn't at least mention the Cupids and dancing Hawain girls, won't say anything else besides the fact they mess up your game/controls, evil things.
One more thing here too. The levels are ALWAYS randomly generated each and every game. You will NEVER play the same level(Which was a heart break on one level once lol), unless you are playing on fixed mode. That and theres a decent amount of NPC's that will help you on your mission. Ophra ladys, Santa Clause(Well if you can sneak up on him and steal some presents), and well erm others I can't think of.
LAST PARAGRAPH/WORDS! I could go much much father into detail and talk about more aspects but I won't. One no one is going to read this, two if they did look at this game and show my review it would be far too long for the commom idiot XD. All I can say is this game is far more addictive and fun then expected. Even today it still holds up well, with its creativity, funny dialouge/noises, and totally pointless yet somehow fun game concept lol. Ya when my cousin wanted to rent this at my 7th year old birthday party I almost smacked him for picking up such a seemingly pointless game. Within a hour or so I loved it. I can only say, if you can find yourself a copy o this game, and a sega hehe its worth checking out.