The only thing FUNKY about ToeJam & Earl is it's smell.
User Rating: 5 | ToeJam & Earl GEN
This game plays out like a bad 90's sitcom. Two funky aliens crash land on Earth (well it's supposed to be Earth but the levels you go through look nothing like Earth) and have to find pieces to there busted up space ship. And like a bad 90's sitcom that likes to drag on the story and have major developments once a season leaving you with fillers you go from one area to another and the game tells you when there are pieces in the level. That's all well and good but it makes the game easy because if there isn't a piece in the level all you've got to do is find the other elevator and go to the next level. BORING! There isn't any story development (which I can understand because it's an old game) and it's just an all around boring game. This is one of those games where you had to like it then to like it now. I never played this game and I heard a lot of good things about it so I decided to download it. Well as you can imagine I was thoroughly disappointed with it. I didn't have any fun with it. All you do is go around this levels using character's that move slower than snails leading to a long and drawn out borefest from beginning to end because it takes WAY to long to get to where you need to go. I understand nostalgia and how it makes you play old crappy games because you loved them when you were a kid. Believe me I've been there and done that so I guess I didn't like this game because I didn't have any nostalgic feeling for it and if you don't have any for it then chances are you probably won't like this train wreck of a game. So I say pass on this one if you've never played it and if you like the game then by all means download it and have fun. I just didn't like the game and that's that. So go ahead and click NO on the recommend review part down here at the bottom like you've done on all the other bad reviews of your favorite games because you blinding love them. I see how it is. 
