Two Worlds for xbox360 is Really.... Bad...
I've played some real stinkers in my day, but this one takes the 'cake'. It is hard to believe that no-one at Microsoft bothered to play this busted horror story before sending that Gold Master off for pressing. I can't believe this one got past Certification. But, I digress - I'll concede that I'm speculating here but I'm reasonably sure that if someone had actually played it, there is little to no way that Microsoft would have allowed such an atrocity to further sully the good name that they have been trying to build with xbox360.
It really is that bad. And the people who made it are still at large...
From the ridiculously bad dialogue, to the seriously unstable framerate nay, the early-PS2-era graphics - it's hard to put your finger on just one laughable thing about Two Worlds. Fortunately you'll have ample time for consideration while waiting for your console to restart after one of Two World's many bug-induced crashes. Or maybe the framerate chugs to a near standstill during battles so that you can consider some 'tactical options'. C'mon now, I'm just trying to give them the benefit of the doubt here. Pretty sad when you can't even do that...
It's equally rare to have the gross misfortune of buying a game that has no redeeming qualities. I even sprung for the Collector's Edition which cost $10 bucks more than the regular issue, further adding insult to injury. I really wanted to like this game, but Reality Pump and Microsoft let me down. Don't make the same mistake I did. There are many quality games out there that are worth you money - this game is not one of them.
Two Worlds is a God-Offal mess. I'm giving this 'game' a 2.0 out of 10.0 simply because giving it a 0.0 or a 1.0 seems petty and obnoxious.
But don't be fooled into thinking that Two Worlds is more than a 2.0 out of 10.0 game.
It's not...