An idea that would of worked but was sadly made by the wrong hands.

User Rating: 4.5 | U.B. Funkeys PC
Back in 08 when I saw a commercial for this I begged for it for christmas. And I got it for christmas. But after 20 minutes of playing this I had no idea it was going to be bad. Really bad.

The story is that an evil villain named Lock is having his henchman destroy the Funkey's portals in hopes to take over. So you play as the purchased Funkey to find the crystals to save the Funkey world.

The story made a huge buildup but once you start playing it goes downhill from there. Now my biggest problem was the U.B. Its a giant Funkey connected to your computer that you place the purchased Funkey in. What I hated about it was that my Funkey kept falling out which would cause major problems. Every five seconds I had to fight a popup that told me my Funkey wasn't connected.

The level design was bad also. There were buildings and rocks all over the worlds that it was hard to navigate through them. Also with the speed your Funkey goes it takes too long to actually see anything at all.

The music well... there really wasn't any. It was just a annoying loop that was dull and tasteless. There was other songs but it was pretty much the same song.

Another complaint is the henchman they just walk around and steal your money making it very frustrating. I mean come on! If the robberies is what people say is a "Problem" shouldn't they have police take care of the problem.

My final complaint was lagging. The game has so much lag that it would take 10 seconds to move three feet in front of you. The lag is at worst in the games. If more then 5 things going on the lag is so slow you will mess up no mater what.

Overall Score: 4.3