Many Coins Fell to the Way Side
User Rating: 8.7 | Ultimate Mortal Kombat 3 X360
It's an odd lesson, but a lesson that modern game companies should learn. Why is this game still so much fun? Hell, I don't even know the combos. Basically it's just me and my brother in law jump kicking each other in the head for 3 hours. Maybe it's the lowered expectations of time? I had forgotten how utterly retarted the conditions were to perfrom friendhips and babalities. But how aren't those things utterly retarded any ways? The startling realization came in the form that this game was really designed to eat quarters. Endurance matches? A giant hoofed dog monster that takes off half your life in a single punch? Why did we put up with this back in the days of arcading? Slow yo roll fools and go get ya some! 
