Uncharted: Golden Abyss is like getting peed on in the shower. Anywhere else it might not work. Here? It's glorious.

User Rating: 8.5 | Uncharted: Chizu no Bouken no Hajimari VITA
I seem to have been banned from posting comments on this website. I find that preposterous and outrageous and outlandish and a gross miscarriage of justice. I contribute a significant amount to this website. I don't just whip out any old offensive quote. I really put some effort into them (sometimes), taking the time to think up something which is not only thoroughly offensive, but also pertinent to the story or video I'm commenting on.

Here's the kicker, though. A lot of my comments were "liked" by members of the Gamespot staff. Inconceivable! They apparently like my comments but they deem them bannable? Which is it? Do you want me talking about my penis or not? Because I'll talk about it. Believe me, I will talk about it as much as you like. But you're sending me mixed messages.

Perhaps even more disconcerting is their fascist handling of the situation. Did I get a warning? No. Did I get an explanation? No. All of a sudden all of my comments are erased -- ALL of them -- and I can no longer post comments on the site. Oh, sure, I'd been banned a few times previously and warned about a half-dozen times about offensive posts, but I hadn't been warned about THE FINAL offensive post. And that really gets my goat.

Uncharted is good. 8.5.