Why Undertale is Worse Than You Think (TRIGGER WARNING)

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GAMEPLAY: Gameplay consists of dodging tutorial level Touhou attacks and pressing FIGHT whenever possible.

(Unless you're a dirty True Pacifist, in which case you ACT.)

On the Pacfist Route, the bosses are easier than WoW LFR (and that's really easy, provided you can handle people shit-talking left and right.)

On the Genocide Route, the bosses are approx. 1.657347238236242637236247812328372x harder than Pacifist.

(Which means as difficult as WoW LFR)

Illidan Modrage: You are not prepared.. for this ban!

Me: *casts Ice Block*

STORY/CHARACTERS: The story and characters are quite lackluster compared to games like WoW/Touhou.

The characters and their traits lack much polish and should try to do ICC 25H in WoD.

(This is my personal opinion, obviously, yours is positive about the story/characters.)

I just can't say Undertale's story and characters are good while looking at WoW/Touhou.

MUSIC: The music is actually pretty darn good, to be honest, some tracks even rival Touhou music!

However, the music still lacks in ZUNpets (aside from BAATH), and many other epic 2hu tracks have up to 10x the quality of the worst Undertale music.

Some WoW music can be better than Hopes and Dreams, especially Nagrand (the BEST WoW ZONE known to man)'s music.

[*] Phase 2 [*]

FANDOM: NO! Never! I will NEVER write a 10000-word essay on the fandom!

Though really, the fandom has improved a lot since the game released, with most autistic 12-year-olds leaving,

and only the hardcore fans browsing the subreddit.

FINAL THOUGHTS: Undertale is a horrible game. It's too easy, the story sucks so bad, that if you disagree and then comment your opinion, I'll give you a free CryptoLocker!

I know the fandom will want me killed for this, so I will make a 12-number key that you can PM me to get my house info.

You get 11 clues, but if you send the wrong code, I will not give you info, even if you get it right later.

1. The 8th number is the 3rd lowest prime number.

2. The lowest number is 5, and the highest is 25.

3. All odd spots are divisible by 3 except spot 11.

4. Each number is lower than the one 5 spaces ahead of it.

5. The 6th number is the WannaCry ransom in USD minus 291.

6. The 5th number is half of the cards in a deck of cards minus 5.

7. The 1st number is the 2nd-lowest divisible by 3, and higher than the 3rd digit.

8. The last 5 spots are divisible by 5.

9. 16 = 69.

10. The product of the numbers in the key is 5.143824e12.

11. The sum of the numbers is 162.