How to Get Laid According to Video Games In 2 Minutes

Lucy and Seb wonder if video games are giving us unreal expectations about how easy it is to get laid. For science.

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Running out of topics Lucy?


Would have much loved a ME trilogy in 2 minutes compared to this.


Guess chivalry is dead huh.

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@crusaderprophet: You are very odd. But you already knew that.

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@crusaderprophet: Nah, it's because it was Valentine's Day, hence the topic. ME is coming though!

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@mixedbizness: Thanks :)

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According to Fahrenheit you just need to be dead to get laid by a police officer. *Shudder*

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well, that is why it´s just a video game and not real life. lol Life is not about how to lay someone. Life is about you and your dreams. We are human beings, not animals. We can have dreams, aims and we should respect each other. There is much more to life than just sex.

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@Shinobi-Neo: bump. unfortunately sex has become as casual as eating a hot dog just when you are hungry.

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I see a rotational wheel appear in front of me when im speaking with the ladies; I normally go with paragon choice.

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GTA is the only game that gets it right.

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click on the "woohoo" button

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Games and RL are the same - all you have to do is agree with everything they say, then hand over a present. Simple!

Oh god, I'm so alone.


Also, poor.

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Laid... more like lAIDS.

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Engineer:".......Nope!"

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I don't know, I've had pretty good luck with gifts and saying what they want to hear both in game and out. The only major difference is Liara couldn't tell when I wasn't actually listening.

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The problem isn't whether games are giving people unreal expectations about how easy it is to get laid. The problem is that people actually base real life expectations on what they've seen in a video game. These people really didn't get the memo that this stuff isn't actually real?

In all seriousness, though. That was a pretty hilarious video with great observations about how ridiculous the subject is portrayed in games.

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@squall_83: Totally agree! And thanks for the kind words :)

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Hoonray for war babies!!

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Ahh a total white screen when I try to play the video.. gotta love the Gamespot player lol guess I'll just wait for YouTube (again).

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so even if you have no game at all its as easy as going to a bar and ask every girl you see if .... and about 7 slaps to the face later your getting laid. so that is even easier than a video game

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If you're hot, then yeah you can do any of these moronic things and still get laid. People are shallow.

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:)

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"Like a virtual high five..." Yeah, kind of is, isn't it?

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"How to Get Laid According to Video Games In 2 Minutes"

Better than my usual "How to get laid and after 2 minutes, weep uncontrollably for an hour"

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That ending. BURN!

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@GLOK1132: I'm so sorry Mrs Ford

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First you think of people growing up with video games and taking hints on how to get laid from them, and you feel sad.


Then you realize the truth is they're more likely getting their hints from /r/RedPill, and you feel much sadder.

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If a video game is giving you expectations for anything in real life, you're not very bright.

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hahahahaah his face at the end

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Heheh, nice ending!

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i cant watch the video the site keeps screwing up when i try

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@berserkchimera: That happens to me every now and then, and I can never figure out why. What I usually do is try a different browser, lower video quality, etc. It's kind of funny because changing browsers sometimes works but ultimately I just end up switching between Chrome and Firefox back and forth each time :).

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@hystavito: i just tried that and it still doesnt work :(

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haha good stuff ! nice mom joke at the end

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I get this is humor based, but seriously what person, who isn't a total fool, derives any correlation from games to real life?


Is it the same fool who gets life lessons and guidance from tv and movies?

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@afmsasmth: Today's youth (and even some who don't qualify as youth) are notoriously absent of willpower and individuality. I could honestly see many of them being very impressionable with how a game portrays things to them. It's a sickening thought, but a sad truth.

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@afmsasmth: You mean I shouldn't be murdering people like the guy on Hatred?

Damn!

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@metallinatus@afmsasmth: Unless you have a good reason. Unlike the guy on Hatred who's just super angsty and has no discernible character or background or explanation for doing whatever he does.

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Just wondering: are there any videogames with actual 'tasteful' (or at least convincing) sex scenes? I mean, most sex scenes in videogames simply look ridiculous. If you ask me, if there's one thing that's still highly unconvincing in videogames it's surface interactions. It's the same with handshakes. How many videogames have a convincingly animated handshake?

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@loafofgame: Sexy Beach 3. You can thank me later.

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@loafofgame: Tasteful and convincing sex scenes? does that exist in any media? Its a pretty undignified activity.


But i guess your point was mostly about animation, so yeah... handshakes usually look weird. Games should probably stay away from physical contact that lasts longer than a punch to the face

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Tons of tasteful, realistic sex in films. Just stay clear of the typical America stuff.

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Excelent episode as always. This show is one of my favorite around the web.

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Aw. poor seb's mum's cat

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