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User Rating: 9 | Winter Sports: The Ultimate Challenge WII
Winter Sports, The Ultimate Challenge is a bangin new title from god knows who games. So you put in the game and you find yourself with 9 games. I tried going back to gamestop and explaining the situation. I only bought one game, these other 8 snuck in by mistake. They said theyre included and wouldnt even take the 200 dollars I was willing to pay for the other titles. First off is figure skating.

Figure skating (or fig skating as the pros say) might be the tightest. Remember Parappa the Rapper? Its like that, except instead of rapping, you're doing triple camel spins or something. If you screw up, you fall.

Curling is pretty good. I see a lot of ya'll are exciting about curling. Me too. That's about all there is to say about curling.

Apparently there's an alcohol or tobacco reference. I haven't found it yet. I guess its a secret. Probably gotta unlock it. Maybe through campaign or career mode. Campaign mode is represented by a dollar sign. Get money! Career mode ain't, but you get medals, which are kinda like gold badges. Tight.

The soundtrack is probably the tightest soundtrack on Wii or anywhere. The reason that Guns n' Roses hasn't put out Chinese Democracy is because Axl Rose heard the Winter Sports: The Ultimate Challenge and knew he couldn't make anything as tight. He's right.

If you're thinking the announcers in this game are like regular announcers, YOU'RE DEAD WRONG!!!!!! They're not. They're just two dudes talking and (usually) hating on you. I think I heard them talk about breakfast once. Then they hated on me. I guess that's real tight or real not.

Long story short, Winter Sports: The Ultimate Challenge IS the ultimate challenge. Don't hate, ya'll.