Zelda, dugontlet is under attack by the evil forces of ganon. im going to gamalon to aid him.(i see a mistake and hear one) but father, what if something happens to you? ill take the triforce of courage to protect me. if you dont hear from me in a month, send link. impa?!! dont worry zelda, the triforce of wisdom promises the king will safely return. enough i ship sails in the morning. i wonder whats for dinner? oh boy!! im so hungry that i could eat a octorok!! one month later.... uh. a whole month gone and still no word. im sure hes allright. yeah that old ganon is no match for the king!!!! link, go to gamalon and find my father. great!!!!! i cant wait to bomb some dodongoes!!!!!!!! later still wake up impa were going to gamalon. allright dear, ill get the triforce of wisdom YOU DARE BRING LIGHT INTO MY LAIR? YOU MUST DIE!!!!! THE CHAINS NO!!!!!!!! YOU HAVENT SEEN THE LAST OF ME!!!!!! father!!!!!!! you saved me!!!! heres the traitor your majesty. please, your obnipatence have mercy? after you scrub all the floors in hyrule, then we can talk about mercy. take him away. yes malige. i wonder what happened to link? oh he was a bore anyway. stop looking at yourself. what happened?? he he nothing link, we were about to have a feast. great!!!! wahahahahaha
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