Zoo Tycoon Rubbish

User Rating: 2.9 | Zoo Tycoon DS DS
As soon as I saw this game in the shop I picked it up and saw the polar bear and thought "Aww. What a cute Polar Bear!". But just a few hours later I was thinking. "Ahhh. What a horrible Polar Bear!".

The reason for this was that the graphics are very bad even as these games go. You couldn't even recognise the keepers as humans. They looked more like pinkish blobs with yellow clothes.
The animals only vaguely resemble animals and the lions look like a coffee stain. It it was just terrible playing as the tutorial really didn't tell me how to do anything. The scenarios didn't make any sense. You couldn't even customise their cages or make extra fences. I was hopeful that the freeplay mode would be better it some way, but it just wasn't. Freeplay mode was just the same as scenarios, except there wasn't some guy with a mustache telling you to "Keep the Rhino's well feed" or something of the sort.
You just put in cages and animals. You couldn't even ix tigers and monkeys.
But the thing that let it down the most was that you couldn't let the lions feed on customers.

The sounds were extremely bad with the music being a stupid drawl which went for about ten seconds then restarted.
It would change if you highlighted a different cage.
And if you put down an animal there was an annoying grunt or screech from a monkey.

All in all I thought it was a crummy game which should not be bought even if you only have that game to keep you from going insane. Or if it was in a discount bin for 10p. Actually even if it was a bin, where I expect it to be, you should not pick it up.
It will suck your brains out and pull your eyes out.
If I could rate it anything I like I would give it -5.