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Kinect Star Wars: Destroying Your Memories One Dance Routine At a Time

There's more to Kinect Star Wars than swinging lightsabers, such as this collection of our favourite horrifying dance routines.

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If there's one thing Kinect Star Wars has taught us, it's that nothing in the Star Wars universe is sacred. Case in point: the routines and songs from its dance minigame.

If you think the sight of Han Solo gyrating his hips like an overexuberant schoolboy on prom night, or the image of Lando Calrissian performing the groin-thrusting "There Is No Try" move, is enough to forever tarnish your memories of Star Wars, then you clearly haven't experienced the horror that is a group of stormtroopers singing "It's great to be in the Empire today" to the tune of "Y.M.C.A."

So sit back, relax, and enjoy this collection of our "favourite" dance routines from Kinect Star Wars. We accept no responsibility for any of your memories destroyed by these videos.

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This is awesome and you are boring and sad

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AND PEOPLE LAUGH AT BRONIES??????

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I guess George needs money, this goes along with the vodafone commercials with Yoda unlocking phones. Ignore this rubbish for god's sake. (well ignore episodes 1,2,3 and everything that came after)

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I'm Han Solo by MC Chris (also known as MC Pee Pants) is the only song that has any awesomeness to it. The rest of the songs, should have never been.

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Well it's just a game. There is only so much you can do with kinect.

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It seems like microsoft is trying to lure kids. then they will grow with them and become life long fans of kinect. just like sony fans grew with ps1 and now have unshakable faith towards sony.

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Hmm..... the double blaster is one of the more noticeably bad moves lol:lol:

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Edited By Rickystickyman

I honestly thought it was funny... I mean remember the clip of Yoda break dancing to rap music? That was official.

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@VictoryRush Exactly! This is not meant to be entirely serious ;-)

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I can't help but notice how "great" pops up on their crotch.

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Just wait for BioWare to make this the alternative happy ending to Mass Effect 3. Shepard dancing with a couple of Asari backup singers. Wouldn't THAT be a slap in the face.

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so dumb

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I started it by laughing..... then I ended it while crying...

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Wow, that is just... bad... wow...

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I love Star Wars and I still thought it was funny. I want to try it!

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Seems like something light and fun to do - it wouldn't belong in The Force Unleashed but it seems fine here.

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My Star Wars are DEEEAAAAAAADD!

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[This message was deleted at the request of the original poster]

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How could this possibly be a bad thing?

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Seriously, this is something would see on Robot Chicken. This is Robot Chicken come to life.

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This is gonna rawk.

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that's so.. kitsch..

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Oh George. George George George.

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it's even painful to just read about

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Ok ive seen some crap in my life and ive seen a lot of things made out of star wars that were probably a bad idea but this is quite possible the worse thing since the xmas special. Seriously i would rather watch almost anything but this. also this prove the kinect is crap -seriously if this is the best they can come up with its dead jim.

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OH DEAR GOD WHY!? D:

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This is so outrageous that it's actually convincing me to buy the game. It'll be a pleasure to spend money in something that'll enrage so many nerds at the same time in the whole world.

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I don't want to live in this earth anymore!

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I knew this game was crap the second I saw it was Kinect related, and then gamplay demo's. This dance addition just pushes it over the edge from crap into outright idiocy.

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This game is gonna BLOW.

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Edited By Lawdog1521

This is okay... but the Star Wars Christmas Special isn't?

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The horror... the horror...

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Loving myself kinda makes me wanna sing too!xD

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proving once again kinect is not for people who actually like videogames.

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Kinct is pointless

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ummm according to the video Boba Fett's crotch is awesome?

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... Holy **** I need a Kinect.

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They should bring the dance out

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Haha! Take it for what it is, a funny minigame. I thought it was great.

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I want a sequel/remake to x-wing. I don't care at all for motion sensitive gameplay.

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Star Wars Kinect. *Pictures lightsaber battles and firing lighting bolts out of your hand* Nope, you're going to be playing another kinect dancing game again. Sorry son.

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Now I will but this game just for these dances, they are awesome

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"...as if a million voices suddenly cried out in terror, and were suddenly silenced..." Or in this case...the cries were drowned out by tumultuous laughter.

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THIS IS F***ING AMAZING

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This is the funniest sh!t i have ever seen.

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I can never unsee this :(

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Lord almighty I hope THIS isn't the reason the game came out 4 months late.

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HOLY FKING SH!T

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