Kinect Star Wars: Destroying Your Memories One Dance Routine At a Time

This would be great as a joke. Now as a serious game... that's the real joke.

well then...

Hahahahaha! The "I'm Han Solo" literally had me rolling on the floor!

"i'm Han Solo, I'm Han Solo" that made me crack up something fierce. The Star Wars-ification of popular song lyrics is just laughably stupid hehe. Really this is so awful that is should have a dance routine set to the horrible musical number in Jabba's Palace in RotJ...or does it already? Next up: DLC featuring Jar Jar Binks as a dancer...or is that already in as well?

@gamerINchief i agree. i mean it's not like this is any sillier than grown men dressed up for a Star Wars convention.

lmao!!! is this an extended april fool's thing? this can't be for real... can it? "the wookie's saying let's go but my heart is saying no" lmaoooooo

LOL those dance routines were groovy.... I'm jking, all my childhood memories of Star Wars will never be the same after this day...... O-O

I don't know about you all, but I almost pissed myself when the stromtroopers started doing the "Tusken Raider"

OH GOD What the hell is this I don't even--- April fool's was 3 days ago guyz.

God, I wish this was an April Fools joke!

I wonder what the motivation was for adding this mini-game... Was it purely for fun or was it because the developers couldn't make Kinect work well with rest of the game? O.o

lol, i NEVER thought it even was a dancing game xD

I was never really into Star Wars, so I thought this was absolutely hilarious.

I had no idea that Boba Fett was a gay icon.

Haha, I thought I'd be shocked. But this is actually hilarious. The game isn't taking itself seriously, so I'm all for it. And some of those "remake" songs are awesome :p.

I don't know what's worse, this or star wars christmas special?

Okay, I'm a GIGANTIC Star Wars nerd, always have been since the beginning (to put it in perspective, I remember seeing ROTJ in the theater during it's first release in 1983), and I find this HILARIOUS!!! I love it! I don't see it as "destroying my memories", I see it as having fun with one of the greatest entertainment franchises in history. Anyone who has a problem with this probably also had a problem with the LEGO Star Wars games, which were great!

George Lucas has no shame. This game proves it. He has slipped beyond all hope now. Long live the original SW trilogy. That is his legacy. Everything after is pointless garbage.

Sounds like you should rewrite your review from 8 hours ago.

This is the worst thing I think I've ever seen. What the hell is wrong with the people that made this??

that thing is pretty funny, but why do the "great" or "awesome" messages and the light effect appear in the guy's groin? lol

God I hope they work this into the canon. Half way through a movie they go to a dance off...please please...This is gold dust.

oh come on you die hard fans. doesn't star wars have the right to make fun of itself? sure its not just making fun, its a butchering of the star wars legend. but its all good fun for the kids.or i hope so. I dont want to think of any adult actually getting into this.

I guess it's safe to say that kinect is an abomination and should be destroyed so it doesn't damage any other lovable memories.

Ruining the greatest fictional universe ever, one game/movie/book at a time.

@jazilla if that were true..i'd be every single copy i could and so would a lot of true fans so there'd be no ewoks to rape Return of the Jedi..i fast forward whenever i see an ewok....

The kinect is a great idea, but unfortunately it can only be used for mini-games. For me, those get boring really quick. Hopefully soon they will upgrade the technology where you can actually use it with real games. I bought one a year or so ago thinking that they would eventually make some good games for it, but now realize that he kinect simply isn't good enough to handle quick movements. One day we will be able to be totally immersed in a game, but that day is not today.

damn, i don't even have enough drugs at home to stand this

APRIL FOOLS!!! ...oh wait, no that was two days ago :/

all i can do is laugh hah roflmao

I feel like a lot of you are missing the point of what this game is trying to do...its meant to be funny and fun. its not about taking the star wars universe seriously. its meant to make people laugh with its ridiculousness. even the lightsaber gameplay is about being fun in a very relaxed, non-serious way.

Eff you guys, I'm getting this! This is TOO effing hilarious to pass up, lol! Knowing my warped friends, they'll get a serious laugh outta this one. It'll be perfect for one of my Saturday night drunken bashes.

RIP Star Wars. 1977-2012

This is probably going to be one of those things that is so bad, you buy it just to show off how bad it is. Thinking on it now, this might actually make a good drunken party game.

WHAT THE?!?!?!?!?

lolololol

Cries seriously there turning SW into joke. with these stupid games

Wtf have they done to Star Wars :\

There's more destroying my good memories than this nonsense.

I laughed through paranormal activity. I wasn't scared. I've looked down the barrel of a live gun before. And I was calm. Through this... I screamed. The horror was too much to handle... and Empire Today? isn't that the moving company from those awful commercials?

Sweet Jesus...

My eyes are bleeding but I can't stop! Help!

Maybe not the first, but WTF did I just watch? Aprils fools all year long?

No need to use the Kinect to its fullest potential and integrate full body motion controls into an immersive game based on the rich Star Wars universe; just add dancing and save effort!

Every time someone buys this game, an Ewok gets kicked in the head by an AT-ST.

People really need to realize this game was not made for anyone over the age of 8. Of course it's going to be ridiculous to everyone over that age.

This is the real spirit of Star Wars.

Why did they make this?????

This is absolutely amazing. I haven't laughed this hard in weeks.

Make your money whore!