~GAME~ Corrupt a Wish

This is a pretty simple game where someone makes a wish then you say something that will corrupt their wish

Example

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I wish I had hair

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Granted you get cancer and lose you hair

then you post yours

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Ok I will start

I wish I was King of Scotland

Granted, but men wear skirts there and you will be their king :P

I wish I had MGS4...

Granted it spontaniously combusts

I wish I was immortal

Granted But all your friends die first and you lose your will to live. So you kill yourself.

I wish I had a Strawberry

You weren't specific enough so you gave birth to a strawberry.

Granted you make one song and then everyone besides you quit

I wish I had a private jet

Granted, the private jet was hijacked and you crashed into the Pacific ocean

I wish I had a sexy Human girlfriend that wouldn't do anything bad to me or anyone I ever knew 

Granted. She will not do anything bad to others. In fact, she will do a lot of "good" things...:lol:

I wish I had a million dollars...

Granted. In Monopoly money! real value: $0.00. you couldn't sell all the paper because you crumpled it all up and no one buys that...

Ha. I got around the corruption... ( or did I? because now I have a million kids)

I wish i didn't have a million kids and that they wouldn't die either...

Granted. You have 99999 children and they never die! Thus you spend all your wealth raising them and die a miserable poor man with millions of grandchildren.

I wish that I found a tribe of lost amazon women, who are incredibly beautiful, and who revere me as their god and do my every bidding! (Meaning that they will not kill me/ disobey)

Granted. You have 99999 children and they never die! Thus you spend all your wealth raising them and die a miserable poor man with millions of grandchildren.

I wish that I found a tribe of lost amazon women, who are incredibly beautiful, and who revere me as their god and do my every bidding! (Meaning that they will not kill me/ disobey)

comradex

Granted, but they believe you are the fire god, and they must set you free from your mortal bonds by covering you in napalm. In addition they lack the ability to communicate with you in any way, (therefore unable to do your bidding).

I wish Michael Jackson would melt in the fires of hell.

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Granted. You have 99999 children and they never die! Thus you spend all your wealth raising them and die a miserable poor man with millions of grandchildren.

I wish that I found a tribe of lost amazon women, who are incredibly beautiful, and who revere me as their god and do my every bidding! (Meaning that they will not kill me/ disobey)

MadeInFinland

Granted, but they believe you are the fire god, and they must set you free from your mortal bonds by covering you in napalm. In addition they lack the ability to communicate with you in any way, (therefore unable to do your bidding).

I wish Michael Jackson would melt in the fires of hell.

Granted. You come home and find him waiting in your bed.

I wish I had my very own yatch submarine which can never be destroyed/sink or in some scenario KILL ME!

Granted, but you forget to pay your taxes, and the government takes it away

I wish I was invincible, and cold-hearted.

Granted, but you find no use for your new power so you throw it away.

I wish Chuck Norris was my dad.

Granted. Chuck Norris becomes everyones dad.

I wish I was payed to spend time posting on gamespot.

granted but I kill you.

I wish my name was John 

granted but I kill you.

I wish my name was John 

WhiteFlame-XIII

Granted, but your name turns out to be John Jacob Jingle Imer Smitt

I wish I could control metal.

Granted. But you are sent to a parallel world where metal doesnt exist....

I wish I was a fighter jet pilot...

Granted. Your new name is Bobby Bart Ben Boris Brown.

I wish I had Starcraft 2.

Granted! But since it's not out yet, you get charged with Copyright, because the only way for you to get it right now is to make it yourself.

I wish I could control metal without being sent somewhere where there wasn't metal

Granted, but all the metal mysteriously disappear.

I wish I had a wish :o

Granted, but you use that wish to give me a few billion dollars.

I wish that I could copy your StarCraft sig, but make it better.

Granted.But an alien from the game eats your head

I wish i wasn't stupid or anything lower than it

Granted.But an alien from the game eats your head

I wish i wasn't stupid or anything lower than it

WhiteFlame-XIII

Granted...not ! Its IMPOSSIBLE :P

I wish I could fly :)

ranted, but while flying over Germany, you get shot down, because they think u're an American spy.

I wish I odn't have to go to Church this morning..

Granted. But Jesus pops out of nowhere and sends you to hell.

I wish I had a 18" All-dressed pizza right now...

granted. But it's not all dressed the way you want it.

I wish I was tall (make me 743586467' tall) 

Granted, but your heart is unable to pump blood through your whole body and you die.

I wish I had a fullscale, cool sword, like Link's, that can't in any way hurt me, kill me, or endanger me in any way.

Granted. You don't know how to use it and I kill you after you challenge me to a duel of blades

I wish Michael Jackson was dead and no one ever acted like him 

Granted aince you wished Michael Jackson dead all the other members of the Jackson are going to kill you

I wish I had a mail order bride:P

Granted! but you ordered it from France, and according to Google Language tools, 'Bride' is french for 'Attach', so they send you a roll of ducktape :?... i don't get it...

I wish a giant plastic monument of Michael Jackson was created right infront of WhiteFlame's house.

Granted..................(im not corrupting this wish, just to piss off WhiteFlame :P)

I wish I was the ruler of the universe :D

Granted! But you put the 'dic' in 'dictatorship', and the entire universe repelled and killed u. Well, at least u united the universe.

I wish I wasn't so addicted to WoW...

granted. but then you get addicted to crack.

I wish I could beat Second Opinion.

Granted, but your Wii breaks.

I wish Blizzard could finish Starcraft II right now, so they can sell it.

Granted, but the same Michael Jackson statue appears at your house too. (sucker) 

 I wish that ugly statue is off my lawn...

Granted but that's because Micheal Jackson moves to your house.

I wish I could slow time.

Granted! But you then lose control of your power, get frozen in time, and become unable to use the internet ever again. (HA! Now you can't post anything because u can't get to GameSpot)

I wish doorways were higher..

Granted. You have a terriable accident where you lose both your legs thus confining you to a wheelchair making doorways higher for you.

I wish I had awesome hacker skills (that dont get me killed/ imprisoned)

Granted but you die from electrical shock.

I wish that my wish won't get corrupted.

Granted..............er yeah...(dammit)

I wish that I had a better PC.

granted, but you lose all electricity in your house

i wish i had a 50" TV 

Granted, here it is! (it's smaller so that it can fit on screen)

TV

I wish I was God.

Granted. But you are not able to leave your human form in time and implode into a tiny wisp of smoke.

I wish that I never die in corrupt a wish! :P

Granted. But you become paralysed for the rest of your life. ;)

I wish that I could turn invisible.

Granted, you are invisible, but somehow during the transformation, you lost many hormones and now lack the need to enter girl's rooms while invisible. (or guys, whichever pleases you most)

I wish I had some spaghetti.

Granted, but you get teh flying spaghetti monster instead :o

I wish I didnt have to go to school...