~GAME~ Corrupt a Wish

Granted, but you have an accident in those clothes so you have to throw them away.

i wish i was a mod

Granted, but thge other Mods hate you forever

I wish I was a mod

Granted, but it is a mod that makes the system crash.

I wish I was 7 feet tall

Granted, but you have a car accident and you lose both of your legs...

I wish that whoever posts next becomes blind, deaf and mute.

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Granted. All the senses you regain are now super sensitive. While good for some applications, the pain associated with the sensitivity drives you insane!

I wish I could actually get up in the morning!

Granted, now they worship it and think you're some kind of God trapped in a mortal's body. They are planning on sacrificing you, so that you can become a real God.

I wish I had Star mother^*&*%&* Craft 2 right now. And a complete version without my computer crashing or me dying or some crap :P

Granted, but as punishment for being so impatient, Chuck Norris gives you a roundhouse kick through the screen as soon as you finish the game.

 I wish there was a Chuck Norris game.  Every button is a roundhouse kick. :D

Granted...but its on the N-Gage.

Now that I played Starcraft 2, I wish that I had the Starcraft 2 expansion.

granted but it doesn't work on your computer.

I wish that people could explore outer space (safely)

Granted, but it costs 4 billion.

I wish I had a computer that can run Starcraft 2 expansion

thres is no cumpter that can.

I wish I was an officer in this union

granted but then you get banned from gamespot

I wish it was summer already

Granted, but you have summer school.

I wish that the next poster can't corrupt my wish :twisted:

granted

i wish i was as cool as nwa

Granted, but all the women want to sleep with you and you eventually die from aids

I wish I had some KFC and french fries with sauce.

granted but they aren't any good

I wish i was the greatest man whoever lived

(Impossible, KFC is always good :P)

Granted, but your name is misspelt on the monument they built.

I wish I was friggin rich...

Granted, but your money has to go to charity.

I wish Iwas a pro baseball player.

Granted! But then you play against Steve Nash, who absolutely dominates you and you get fired.

I wish I wasn't so lazy.

Granted, but you work so hard, that you die of exhaustion.

I wish MadeInFinland replied to my wish.

granted but he deleted the message

 I wish i had a six pack

granted, but you are forced to accept a job at Mario's Cleaners as a human washboard.

I wis my union, club whatever 2.0, could be formed.

granted but no one joins

i wish i was a level 50

granted, but everybody thinks you cheated yor way there, and no one like you.

I wish I commanded my own army.

granted but you're whole army dies

I wish i was an astronaut

granted but you die in space

I wish i wouldn't talk to myself

Granted, but its because you become mute.

I wish I was telepath...

Granted, since u are a telepath it made me not mute hahahaha :P

i wish madeinfinland gets turned into a pineapple

Granted, but its a rotten pineapple...

I wish someone could eat MadeinFinland

granted, *gulp

i wish the new oblivion comes out tomorrow

Granted! But then suddenly, all the people who are mocking me suddenly die.

I wish I wasn'ta rotten pineapple sitting in MVFalcons' stomach acids.

granted, you are now a rottenbanana in my stomach acids

I wish i had ice cream right now

Granted, but it's pistachio-flavored

I wish that MVfalcons83 shuts up about the Wii board in the "Say something about the user above you" thread.

granted, (aww man) not sure what to say to corrupt

I wish nwa would keep talking about the wii board in the topic say something about the user above u

Granted :P Dont know what to say either...

I wish that I stop talking about the Wii board :D

granted, you now talk about the xbox 360 board :D

I wish i was friends with everyone

granted, but everyone loves you so much, you get gangraped with love, and you die.

I wish I could take steve nash to schoolin basketball.

granted but that was when steve nash was 5

i wish i had every xbox 360 game

granted, but they're all pirated, and you're found out and you go to jail.

I wish I had an xbox 360.

granted, but it doesn't work you just got it for the show

I wish i had every system there is

granted, but you bought them from terriorists and they're riggrd with time bombs, and you know what happens next.

I wish the Master Chief was my bodyguard.

granted but he got down syndrome

i wish i made 1 million real dollars a day

Granted, but bieng a human a$$ wiper.

I wish i had an xbox 360, that would work, had online, i could get any game on it, not of them in Japanese, it couldn't explode, and my hands couldn't fall off.

Granted... but your bro, who is a PS3 fanboy,crushes it with a sledgehammer.

I wish I had more cash to buy a PS3 :P