Most unlikely F1 Newspaper headlines!!!!!!

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#1 cm_gamer-2
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Just make up your headline that are most unlikely to appear. Example: Monaco GP has most overtaking moves of all 2006 races !!!
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super aguri team wins 2006 constructor's title
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Speed wins driver's title

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Jenson Button Wins the British Grand Prix
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Schumacher to release training video; How to park in Monaco.
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#6 kipi19
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LMAO, good one mate, heres another

Fernando alonso breaks down 40 yards from winning world champioship

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Five years after Alonso's retirement, statistics show that F1 is still by far the most popular sport in Spain and easily beats Moto GP.
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Jacques Villeneuve wins a race!
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Monaco has a special slanted Parking space for Michael Schumacher

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Newsflash: The FIA appoint Jeremy Clarkson as replacement to Max Mosley with immediate effect.

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Sato to be number one driver for Renault in 07.
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Montoya: I was getting to fat for a F1 car, so I chose Nascar because any one can fit in that.

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#13 kipi19
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I would actullay like to see Jeremy Clarkson FIA President, lol

Michael Schumacher has been thrown out of F1 because his teeth aren't as white as Richard Hammond's teeth

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Nigel Mansell to replace Jenson Button !!!

I would actullay like to see Jeremy Clarkson FIA President, lol

Michael Schumacher has been thrown out of F1 because his teeth aren't as white as Richard Hammond's teeth

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LOL, "I did NOT have my teeth done."

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shocking news:alonso retires from a race

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Reports Claim that Micael Schumacher is actually a robot?

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Dutch pitreporter gets award for best interviewer voted by the drivers.

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#18 kipi19
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A finnish Newspaper claims that Kimi Raikkonen's Buttocks are actually made of ice?
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kimi raikjkonen makes an interview you can actually understand
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kimi raikjkonen makes an interview you can actually understandk-diddy66

LOL

Takuma Sato comes back to win the World Championship after out racing Micheal Schumacher and after  Fernando's R26 breaks down from a combination of engine, suspension and clutch failure. 

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Sunday's French GP was one of the most exciting races ever !!!
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Shocker French GP: Button scores points, Webber finishes!
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Bernie: "Im not in it for the money."
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shocking news-montagny wins the world championship beating fernando alonso by 28 points

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#25 kipi19
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Max Mosley Dies in a tragic accident after stepping out on the track when the italian GP was about to start, they say his body was completly mutilated
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#26 jamie_w_91
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Montoya moves to Nascar :) :P
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Jenson Button doesn't complain about his car after the race.
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#28 cm_gamer-2
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Shocking news: F1 fan dies after being bored to death at the French Grand Prix !!!
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#29 kipi19
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M.Schumacher is actually english
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#30 k-diddy66
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takuma sato doesnt crash into a car
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Most unlikely headline..... hmmm..... M.Schumacher going to Midland F1!!??
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FIA announce new tyre rule for 2008; eight grooves per slick tyre and no grooves for wet weather tyres !!
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#33 kipi19
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Supposedly when Kimi Raikkonen crashes, he covers himself in ice to prevent injury?
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#34 khaled7
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M.Schumacher is the No.2 driver at Ferrari

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#35 kipi19
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The Monaco GP is wiped off the F1 calender forever
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Kimi Raikkonen takes anger management class
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Jenson Button wins World title At Silverstone

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Super Aguri secures 4th place in constructors championship ahead of McLaren and Honda thanks to a series of wins and podiums with new car.

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#39 kipi19
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Schumacher Leaves Ferrari
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Schumacher Leaves Ferrarikipi19

And joins Alonso at McLaren.

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#41 kipi19
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and Schumacher takes Alonso out to win the world title at the last chicane at Suzuka, just like Prost and Senna did
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#42 cm_gamer-2
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and Schumacher takes Alonso out to win the world title at the last chicane at Suzuka, just like Prost and Senna didkipi19

Racing incident says FIA, Bernie; it was Alonso's own silly mistake !!

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#43 kipi19
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Max Mosley bans Fernando Alonso from F1 forever for swearing at Michael Schumacher
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#44 cm_gamer-2
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My team is not for sale says Midland boss.
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#45 kipi19
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Max Mosley tell M.Schumcher to quit the sport
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2007 line up: Bernie drives for Ferrari and Mosley for Renault. Let's see how the bosses do inside the cockpit!
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#47 kipi19
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Now that would be interesting, but you should put Bernie in the Renault and Mosley in the Ferrari
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McLaren secures first win of the season thanks to the return of Montoya, Raikkonen completes the teams joy with a second place finish.
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#49 kipi19
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Kimi Raikkonen cares about something
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Flavio Briatore and Ron Dennis spotted wearing Best Friends Forever necklaces.
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