:D:D Renault Disqualified for use of a Mass elastics band and BMW Sauber under investigation for flexi elastic bands.KimisApprentice
 lol...
Alonso's elastic band fails on the last lap of the final race handing kimi the WDC 8)
AND.........
In a bid to reduce first corner pile-ups, the FIA have introduced a new 'lauch control'....each car is lauched by a giant catapult passed the first corner once the race starts
Mosley and Eccelstone say declaration of war is because: "the USA have dampers of mass acceleration"
Due to strained resources, ALL elastic bands from F1 engines have been removed and put into the war effort. Engines will now be powered by plastic bands, provided by ASDA.
 Sato is also being rumoured to be training kamikaze pilots.
This just in! McDonalds to produce outlets in the paddock of ALL F1 venues. This is in reply to the use of Bio-Diesel as fuel, a McDonalds spokesman is saying that they will most certainly be running the cars and all the pit crew off their oil.
This just in! McDonalds to produce outlets in the paddock of ALL F1 venues. This is in reply to the use of Bio-Diesel as fuel, a McDonalds spokesman is saying that they will most certainly be running the cars and all the pit crew off their oil.KimisApprentice
Montoya signed as leading driver. Salary detail: Montoya gets one happy meal for every point a scores.
This Just in Montoya no longer able to fit in the car after his first win! And in other news, Super Aguri announce they are the team to beat this season!
Max Mosely un scared after said Monaco exurtion. "The car didnt go very fast" He has said. Monaco dropped from the F1 calender due to high speed excessive overtaking safety issues.
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