Most unlikely F1 Newspaper headlines!!!!!!

Reports Claim That Bernie Ecclestone has Gone bankrupt his words were

"I have lost all my money through giving it to charity, i wanted to share my money with the world"

Im the new Ferarri driver!!!!!!

They got me for my superior driving skillz!!!!!!

Gabmaster wins Ferrari seat from Massa after running race, Massa reportedly tripped up going wide on the grassRedders1989

Great Sucess!!!!:):):):):):):):)

Actual chassis designation of 2007 Bed Bull - Renault is MP4-RB3... :P

Aguri Suzuki sells team to Toyota

Nick Fry: "We mucked up, this years Honda was based on the 2004 one not the 2006 one.... Whoops" 

Toyota wins Constructors Championship.

Ide to replace Alonso.

Honda making their F1 car for next year based on 2000 BAR.

USGP goes with no winner, since everyone crashed out on turn 13

Alonso to NASCAR, get's crashed by Montoya.

Frank Williams apoints himself as a 2008 driver alongside Nico Rosbergkipi19

Ayrton Senna comes back from the dead and wins wdc!The_Gabmaster

is it just me or are these sorta cheap....:? 

[QUOTE="kipi19"]Frank Williams apoints himself as a 2008 driver alongside Nico RosbergBlaZe_irl

Ayrton Senna comes back from the dead and wins wdc!The_Gabmaster

is it just me or are these sorta cheap....:? 

What do ya mean cheap????

Sorry about that :(

Anyway... Adrian Sutil finishes on the Podium in the Spanish Grand prix

Honda finish a 1-2 race

no worries, I know that it wasnt intentional, but thought I'd mention it anyway :DBlaZe_irl

:):):):):)

F1PU Becomes title sponser of BMW-Sauber

Kimisapprentice becomes chief Aerodynamiscist. 

Kipi and Blaze are named as drivers for the rest of the season :D:D:D:D:D:Dkipi19

aloushi becomes BMW chief engineer 

[QUOTE="kipi19"]Kipi and Blaze are named as drivers for the rest of the season :D:D:D:D:D:DKhoo1992

aloushi becomes BMW chief engineer 

Gamer3241 becomes Test Driver

[QUOTE="Khoo1992"]

[QUOTE="kipi19"]Kipi and Blaze are named as drivers for the rest of the season :D:D:D:D:D:DGamer3241

aloushi becomes BMW chief engineer

Gamer3241 becomes Test Driver

While Khoo1992 becomes the boss:D 

[QUOTE="Gamer3241"][QUOTE="Khoo1992"]

[QUOTE="kipi19"]Kipi and Blaze are named as drivers for the rest of the season :D:D:D:D:D:DKhoo1992

aloushi becomes BMW chief engineer

Gamer3241 becomes Test Driver

While Khoo1992 becomes the boss:D

........mjk becomes the guy who holds the umbrella for myself and kipi while we're on the grid 8) 

[QUOTE="Khoo1992"][QUOTE="Gamer3241"][QUOTE="Khoo1992"]

[QUOTE="kipi19"]Kipi and Blaze are named as drivers for the rest of the season :D:D:D:D:D:DBlaZe_irl

aloushi becomes BMW chief engineer

Gamer3241 becomes Test Driver

While Khoo1992 becomes the boss:D

........mjk becomes the guy who holds the umbrella for myself and kipi while we're on the grid 8)

holding the umbrella..tats juz too nice 8) 8):roll:

holding the umbrella..tats juz too nice 8) 8):roll:

atlessky

yeh maybe your right....he can be the umbrella holders assistant 8) 

[QUOTE="atlessky"]

holding the umbrella..tats juz too nice 8) 8):roll:

BlaZe_irl

yeh maybe your right....he can be the umbrella holders assistant 8) 

What would he do?????

make sure all the umbrellas are properly looked after, i mean shading drivers like me and blaze is vitally important :Pkipi19

damn straight 8):D

gabmaster you can be a pitbabe...:? :lol: :shock: 

Lmao!!

News Just in: Gabmaster is going to be lead pitbabe at the spanish GP, and will be standing by Both BMWs on the Front row of the grid. :D

Lmao!!

News Just in: Gabmaster is going to be lead pitbabe at the spanish GP, and will be standing by Both BMWs on the Front row of the grid. :D

kipi19

Yay!!! Im the PitBabe!!!! I hope im a Jordan pit babe!!!!:):):):)

Lmao!!

News Just in: Gabmaster is going to be lead pitbabe at the spanish GP, and will be standing by Both BMWs on the Front row of the grid. :D

kipi19

...which inevitably led to both BMW drivers going blind :lol: j/k :P

[QUOTE="kipi19"]

Lmao!!

News Just in: Gabmaster is going to be lead pitbabe at the spanish GP, and will be standing by Both BMWs on the Front row of the grid. :D

BlaZe_irl

...which inevitably led to both BMW drivers going blind :lol: j/k :P

...And lead to the biggest accident in F1 history 8):lol:

Said accident involved Adrian Newey, Juan Pablo Montoya, Yuji Ide, JV and Alex Yoong. Seriously.
KimisApprentice

While Michael Schumacher having a laugh at his home 

[QUOTE="KimisApprentice"]Said accident involved Adrian Newey, Juan Pablo Montoya, Yuji Ide, JV and Alex Yoong. Seriously.
Khoo1992

While Michael Schumacher having a laugh at his home

laugh till he got a sore throat and have to get to the doctor.The doctor ask "Why did you laugh for so long,look what you did for yourself" Michael juz answered "Aaaaaahhhhhhhhhh" In his mind(Geez,if I say it,the doctor is gonna spread the news,then I have no more face,OMG!!!!!) 

[QUOTE="Khoo1992"]

[QUOTE="KimisApprentice"]Said accident involved Adrian Newey, Juan Pablo Montoya, Yuji Ide, JV and Alex Yoong. Seriously.
atlessky

While Michael Schumacher having a laugh at his home

laugh till he got a sore throat and have to get to the doctor.The doctor ask "Why did you laugh for so long,look what you did for yourself" Michael juz answered "Aaaaaahhhhhhhhhh" In his mind(Geez,if I say it,the doctor is gonna spread the news,then I have no more face,OMG!!!!!) 

And then they find a way to talk Lewis Hamilton in this!!

Blaze and Kipi draw at the spanish GP after Kipi got a good run out of turn 14, and the timing screens showed

Kipi - 1:32:234:21
Blaze - + 0.000
Hamilton + 15.243

Blaze and Kipi draw at the spanish GP after Kipi got a good run out of turn 14, and the timing screens showed

Kipi - 1:32:234:21
Blaze - + 0.000
Hamilton + 15.243

kipi19

Due to 3 UK drivers on the podium, James Allen goes mad to the point of his head exploding. ITV hears from kipi and blaze in the conference, however cuts away from hamilton to heard from Kipi's dad.

ITV discuss the GP in every race coverage for the next 17 years.  

[QUOTE="Khoo1992"]

[QUOTE="KimisApprentice"]Said accident involved Adrian Newey, Juan Pablo Montoya, Yuji Ide, JV and Alex Yoong. Seriously.
atlessky

While Michael Schumacher having a laugh at his home

laugh till he got a sore throat and have to get to the doctor.The doctor ask "Why did you laugh for so long,look what you did for yourself" Michael juz answered "Aaaaaahhhhhhhhhh" In his mind(Geez,if I say it,the doctor is gonna spread the news,then I have no more face,OMG!!!!!)

wtf? :| lol