57 things we know because we game

186. Never trust an IrishmanW3dotCOM

What on earth do you mean by that?

187. Lara Croft's shirt can get dry in 35 seconds tops.

[QUOTE="W3dotCOM"]186. Never trust an IrishmanBlack_Knight_00

What on earth do you mean by that?

187. Lara Croft's shirt can get dry in 35 seconds tops.

Bioshock. How can you not get that.

93. If you see a syringe full of bright blue liquid that you've never seen before, your first instinct is to jam it into your wrist.Korubi

LOL.

This one kept bothering me as I played that game...

190.You can swim in designated water levels, but will sink like a rock if you fall in the water on a platforming level.

191.Anyone who has ever played "pipedreams" can hack any computer or electronic device.

192.Robots with functioning AI can be created without electricty solely working with steam.

193.A nuclear weapon can be assembled from random components easily located in a steam powered city of the future. Construction of the bomb consistes of simply stacking the three components in the correct order.

194.Robots can be corrupted by mutagens.

Bioshock. How can you not get that.

W3dotCOM

Because I haven't played bs. My bad.

195. Nobody ever asks questions to Gordon Freeman.

196-Backpacks can store an amazing amount of everything and usually dont effect how fast you are (oblivion exception) plus they dont have to be visably on you

197 - You can launch a2 ton robotwith just one good punch.

198 - Spinning in the air and kick peoples assesat the same time is the most natural thing to do in the world.

199 - Eat strange herbs and they will magically heal you from all kinds ofwounds and poisons.

200 - You can kill tons and tons ofenemies but a stupid ledge will stop you dead in your tracks

201, you can kill a giant enemy in the twinking of eyes, but youare incapable to jump upa small platfrom.

202'ish-Real time weapon changing is needed to defeat Giant enemy crabs.

103. If your hair is white your either and incredible badass or your the most evil sob to ever exist.Wetall_basic

Or a goddamn sissy.

203: Ninjas can kill everything, but they die if they fall into a 3 inch puddle of water. (old 2d platformers)

204: A rocket launcher can kill tanks, but it can't go through plywood.

[QUOTE="Wetall_basic"]103. If your hair is white your either and incredible badass or your the most evil sob to ever exist.ArabianKnight14

Or albino!

Or a goddamn sissy.

205. Reverse is the gate to hyperdrive (Big Rigs).Black_Knight_00

206. No matter what your skill is at driving, even if you're steering with your butt cheeks at 10mph, you're always WINNER!

[QUOTE="Black_Knight_00"]205. Reverse is the gate to hyperdrive (Big Rigs).Jagazaar

206. No matter what your skill is at driving, even if you're steering with your butt cheeks at 10mph, you're always WINNER!

LOL

207. Duke Nukem is actually a girl: it can take him FOREVER to get dressed.

208: Head explosions are awesome.

209: Gordon Freeman uses head crab reversal spray as hair gel.

210: Theres always a bigger gun.

211. No matter how many enemies are attacking, your teammates will still find a few butterflies to shoot at.

212. Your teammates will cowardly hide while you kill the rest of the eniemes, then they will proceed to take credit for your accomplishments.

222. There are giant lizards and insects in the sewer.

223. Enemies will not attack you all at once.

224. the strongest warriors will usually attack by doing the same combo over and over again.

225. If something is colorful, it probably explodes.

226. A bullet in the brain does not always kill someone.

227. All melee weapons have levels.

228. You can't use a weapon that is beyond your level.

229.Most cliffs are endless.

230. If you stand in a dark place, you are invisible.

231if u go in the enemy respone point u will get shot up real quickly.

232.a plumber is screwing the princess

234. Your riflemen cannot shoot choppers (C&C).

235. Abandoned shrines/temples/tombs always have lit torches.

236. If a girl isn't hot, she's a secondary character.

237. Mirrors in FPS are generally broken.

240. Yoshi spends his days wandering on the roofs.

241. Yoshi broke The Law: he's a guy, but can still lay eggs.

242. Sonic thinks crushing TVs is right and fun.

243. If Link puts some silly water in a bottle he will celebrate and jingles will play.

246. You can change clothes in under a second, and changing your clothes makes you a completely different person. (Hitman series.)

248. If you or your enemies are on fire, the "stop drop and roll" technique is NOT AN OPTION!

249. People's lives and actions are completely and totally scripted, so stealth situations are EASY!!!

252. Shooting someone in the balls won't kill or stun. Only do as much damage as anywhere else except the head.

253. Crouching up and down on a dead body proves you are skilled.

254. Cars and tanks can be fliped using only your mind.

255: If a zombie outbreak occurs, typewriters will be more common than computers.

256: Whoever you are escorting will run straight into danger or in front of you.

257: Guards will attack on sight unless you slow to a crawl (Assassins Creed)

258: Elevators are instant unless you are being attacked by waves of enemies, then they will take 5 min to arrive.

259: Terrorists are lousy shots but can toss grenades directly at your feet from 50 yards away (CoD 4)