NPC choice award thread

Who would have to take the title for npc=non playable character title award: in last 20 years? pit fall the crocodile that tried so hard to eat you! for example or postal 2 characters. that portrayed humour at your expense.

Either choice would be excepted from excluding mmo's

PC: from today's special to commodore 64

Or consoles: dating back 1994 Nintendo 64, snes all Sega games

Psp:

Ds:

Game boy advance colour:

You can add pedestrians you ran over if topic is bland, or your favorite zombie that grasped your attention span before blowing too bit's and pieces

Or story driven characters that drove you mad when you had to protect them

anything will do!

I'll list top:10 most outrageous npc.

1: Witch from left4dead2 that regrets shopping with mommy on xbox 360.

2: Pyramid from silent hill that forgot to buy bath tub any platform.

3: Seph from red dead redemption that has obsession for dead any platform. poor guy if only he knew about zombies

4: Sephiroth from final fantasy 7 who just wishes had larger sword on playstation 1.

5: Doom series"scientists" who regret flying to mars on pc and old xbox.

6: Aliens vs predator technician who hates xenomorphs before blowing him self up on any platform

7: Carmageddon the pedestrians who are wheel chair bound for time of their life pc

8: Rock band the band that wishes to retire from digital world each time you turn console on any platform

9: Prototype emloyees's that realise they have worst job in digital universe any platform

10: Gladis who steals portal gun and ends up in halo preschool any platform

Well that's just an idea please send your thought's on npc of all time award obscured npc are welcome!~