Please Post your outragous and funny multiplayer shooter stories. (here)

One time i was plain GoW and i was on tyro station and my friend always goes up over the tracks. By now iv'e found out that by now so i go under as fast as i can. i go upstairs and up to the tracks. and what do you know my friend is getting ready to cross. i equip my longshot and...pop. i blow his head straight off. it was terribly satisfying:lol:

i dunno, once in counter strike I was just kind of trying to see how long I could last only using the Desert Eagle just as 3 enemies came round the bend and I got head shots on all 3 of em. I always thought that was pretty neat

This is just plain luck, I was zoomed in on H2 with a Sniper just about to get a headshot, then a guy jumps infront of my scope as i'm about to shoot the other guy and I get him instead, I couldn't believe it :D

Was watching my friend play counter strike on an AWP map. I grabbed her mouse out of frustration accidently clicked and got a headshot long distance.

Best has got to be H3 - some high pitched kid was mouthing off and then started coming towards me with the rockets swearing and sounding like he'd got his balls caught in machinery, I dropped the bubble shield and backed out and he fired his rockets inside the bubble blowing him into tiny bits...awesome.

I think I have way to many to share. I can't think of any in particular.

In Metal Gear 4 Online, I walked around a corner and a guy was reading the playboy for like five minutes.

Shotgun shell + Guy reading playboy = Big win.

There was 8 of us playing Halo over a LAN- Blood Gulch with a single flag and all vehicles enabled. If you ever try that, you'd find that it's a total pain to steal the flag since it's rather easy to hole-up in the base to defend the flag. And even if you manage to get in, kill everyone, and take the flag, they're going to be respawning really soon. By the way, we put up a divider so we could play in the same room but not look at each others' screens.

So my brother tried a different tactic. After killing them all (with the help of teammates), he grabs the flag and the game announces that the flag was taken. About 5 seconds later, my brother calls out, "I'm almost back guys- protect me!" And our friends just panicked. "How did he get back so quickly!?!" So they took every vehicle available to get to our base in search of him.

What was he really doing? Running to the edge of the map behind their base. Once they cleared out, he started heading back. I toyed with the other team in the tank to look like I was putting up resistance and once my brother was a safe distance from their base, I polished them off.

How they fell for that, I'll never know.

LOL!

I am not lying Halo has seriously got to have the funniest multiplayer moments.

My friend was beaten today at Soul Calibur by his girlfriend, He told her his joystick was broke, she called him a liar, an hour later he was treated for genital disfunction.
(Poor guy, just couldn't keep his sword up)

stike22

:lol:WOW BEST SIG EVER:lol:

Another Time when I was Playing on GoW, I was at tyro station again.

I went and got the hammer of dawn and head back to my spawn point then randomly shoot at where the enemy spawn point is.

I was playing one-on-one. Anyway, i shoot the hammer randomly at where the enemy spawn is and then the screen fades and says

"Final Kill By: MetalMaggot66" I was Laughin my ass off.

Once during a game of Warhawk I was in aWarhawk and trying to take out twoenemy Warhawks who were strafing the flag carrier (who was in a jeep). I got in a brief dogfight with one of the enemy pilots and by the time I won, the flag carrier was near death. I quickly fired a salvo of missiles at the last Warhawk. The first couple did the job and the last one passed through the debris, killing the flag carrier.

GAME: CoD:WaW MAP: Dome MODE: Free-For-All LIMIT: 10 min

Me and two Work-buddies were playing LAN on the office (after hours of course ;))

I was pretty much just goofing around with the Mosin Nangant (sniper rifle) for fun, and just as the game was about to end. I saw my two buddies Dancing around like crazy, trying to shoot and stab each other. I readied my snipre rifle and literally in the last second I managed to squeeze of a shot. the familiar White/yellow +10 appeared on my screen. at first I didn't react to it that much, but then I thought: "Wait! This is a free-for-all. you only get 5 pts per kill." And as I realized that my bullet had gone through both my friends, killing them, since they were both wounded already, I just screamed and pointed at the computer screen (I usually don't just lose my calm like that while playing.). Even though I had the lowest score. we all agreed that I won the fight.

And that, boys and girls, was probably my greatest CoD-moment ever.

BTW this might not be anything special for many of you. But for me it was. so please don't spoil this memory for me. ;)

This isn't a multiplayer story, but there was a pretty funny glitch in Call of Duty 3 once. There was a dead German soldier whose body was stuck in the wall and windowframe of a broken building, and it was constantly twitching and readjusting itself all over the place. :lol: I watched it for a good five minutes or so....huladog123

I was playing COD4, and some 17year old kid was argueing with a 14 year old kid cuz of his clan tag.

The kid was like, Ok? I don't care... then the 17 year old went on saying "Get some bass in yo voice" over and over until the match started. I stopped hearing it cuz I was on a different team.

I was playing halo 3 threw a plasma gernade and it bounced of the guy and stuck me.