So, I was walking across Abbey Road yesterday...

Why can't I find random girls who want to get banged?CJL13

Why can't I find random girls who want to get banged?CJL13

[QUOTE="CJL13"]Why can't I find random girls who want to get banged?FalconZero

Why can't I find random girls who want to get banged?CJL13

[QUOTE="KR3W-"][QUOTE="FalconZero"][QUOTE="CJL13"]Why can't I find random girls who want to get banged?A_zombie

Screw Vegas, man! The senoritas of Corpitos got some really hot chicks and easy ones too! Plus, you don't have to pay! But, their offering some Alaskan King sized crab too!

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[QUOTE="KR3W-"][QUOTE="FalconZero"][QUOTE="CJL13"]Why can't I find random girls who want to get banged?KingWickee

Screw Vegas, man! The senoritas of Corpitos got some really hot chicks and easy ones too! Plus, you don't have to pay! But, their offering some Alaskan King sized crab too!

Where is this Corpitos you speak of, where the women are easy?

CORPUS CHRISTI, TEXAS! No city is better then the women of Corpus Christi! *looks at neighbor* ok, except for her... she's not from Corpus... god I need a drink after looking at that thing!

Great. Now my thread's gone completely off-topic -_-. jetpower3

That's GUFU for ya. :lol:

I reached the other side and started to walk through the white light district. There were several several stores around there, including one with beatles for sale, and one that only carried revolvers. On the corner I spotted some trouble-making girls who were like "Please please me". However, my rubber soul is not so easily swayed, so I walked right past them. I walked down to the harbor and to the waterfront. There was Ringo and McCartney, waiting to take me away on the magical mystery tour in the yellow submarine. With the beatles at my side, I climbed in, and soon we were deep beneath the sea of green. Ringo and McCartney were the only crew members, and I did my best to help! them. That night, the ghosts of Lennon and Harrison came to me in a dream, telling me to let it be. The next day, we had reached our destination: the wonderful Pepperland! We reached its main concert hall, and we, sgt. pepper's lonely hearts club band, were performing again at last! After the concert I sank down on my bunk and tried to recall everything that happened on this hard day's night. So, here I am now. Hope you've enjoyed my tale of what I did yesterday and today.jetpower3

Nothing much has happened today here in Pepperland. Cycloptis has agreed to fill in the missing part of George Harrison, so now him, me (filling in for John Lennon), McCartney, and Ringo are a complete band again, ready for a huge tour. Although cycloptis knew nothing about the music business, Ringo has able to teach him everything in just an hour flat. Trust me, he's not just the world's most famous rock drummer for just drumming >_>. Anyways, I've just up and about, seeing what there is today. Tomorrow's a big day though. There's still some talk about where to go next, but I think the popular vote has been Dublin. I've never been there, but I believe Paul and Ringo have, so everything should be fine with that. Anyways, I better get going. And as Ringo might say: "Peace and love, peace and love, peace and love".

[QUOTE="jetpower3"]I reached the other side and started to walk through the white light district. There were several several stores around there, including one with beatles for sale, and one that only carried revolvers. On the corner I spotted some trouble-making girls who were like "Please please me". However, my rubber soul is not so easily swayed, so I walked right past them. I walked down to the harbor and to the waterfront. There was Ringo and McCartney, waiting to take me away on the magical mystery tour in the yellow submarine. With the beatles at my side, I climbed in, and soon we were deep beneath the sea of green. Ringo and McCartney were the only crew members, and I did my best to help! them. That night, the ghosts of Lennon and Harrison came to me in a dream, telling me to let it be. The next day, we had reached our destination: the wonderful Pepperland! We reached its main concert hall, and we, sgt. pepper's lonely hearts club band, were performing again at last! After the concert I sank down on my bunk and tried to recall everything that happened on this hard day's night. So, here I am now. Hope you've enjoyed my tale of what I did yesterday and today.ithilgore2006

[QUOTE="ithilgore2006"][QUOTE="jetpower3"]I reached the other side and started to walk through the white light district. There were several several stores around there, including one with beatles for sale, and one that only carried revolvers. On the corner I spotted some trouble-making girls who were like "Please please me". However, my rubber soul is not so easily swayed, so I walked right past them. I walked down to the harbor and to the waterfront. There was Ringo and McCartney, waiting to take me away on the magical mystery tour in the yellow submarine. With the beatles at my side, I climbed in, and soon we were deep beneath the sea of green. Ringo and McCartney were the only crew members, and I did my best to help! them. That night, the ghosts of Lennon and Harrison came to me in a dream, telling me to let it be. The next day, we had reached our destination: the wonderful Pepperland! We reached its main concert hall, and we, sgt. pepper's lonely hearts club band, were performing again at last! After the concert I sank down on my bunk and tried to recall everything that happened on this hard day's night. So, here I am now. Hope you've enjoyed my tale of what I did yesterday and today.jetpower3

Well to be truly be like John Lennon you have to die like John Lennon! :wink:

Well, it seems as though Ringo is still sick, so we're going to have to hold out in Pepperland for another day. It doesn't really matter though, since we are doing this all voluntarily and have no schedule of what we are doing. That's all for tonight. Peace and love. Peace and love. Peace and love.

Well, Ringo finally got better and so him, McCartney, Cycloptis, and me were able to make it Dublin by the afternoon on the Yellow Submarine. The concert was basically a whole bunch of screaming fans and us singing some old beatles stuff, such as Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band, with a little help from my friends, and the reprise (given for all the concerts we decided), Come Together, When I'm 64 (Paul got teary while singing this), Yellow Submarine, and Tomorrow Never Knows. McCartney's pretty face seems to be getting better (I slapped it silly the first day after he accidently exorcising the ghost of John Adkins. Although he wasn't mad or anything, for some reason).

Anyways, that was basically the tour so now we're just hanging around here for awhile, deciding on where to go next. That's all for tonight. Peace and love. Peace and love. Peace and love.

Tomorrow we will set sail in the Yellow Submarine and go to NYC for our next performance. Songs here to include:

Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band (and the reprise)

With a little help from my friends

A day in the life

Being for the benefit of Mr. Kite!

Good Morning, Good Morning

Hey Bulldog

Abbey Road Medley

Come Together

Let it be

Something

Twist and Shout

Help!

Cycloptis was found...er...actually don't ask because it's really weird where we found him.

Anyways, Ringo seemed to have found a large walrus stuck in the engine room of the Yellow Submarine. It only said "goo goo g'joob", which we thought was very strange as well.

Anyways, that's all for now. Peace and love. Peace and love. Peace and love

Wow. That was really something. Well, we just got back from tonight's most lengthy performance in NYC and I really think we sold the show. With all the memorable Beatles songs we did (you didn't throw that many tomatoes at Cycloptis, teuf. I guess he wasn't so bad as Harrison ), one of each of the Beatles songs from their solo career, and the explosive Hey Jude conclusion, I don't think I've ever rocked harder. And it's amazing how Ringo and McCartney can still rock so hard, at ages 66 and 64 respectively.

Well, in any case, it's been an exhausting night and I think we should be retiring about now. Peace and love. Peace and love. Peace and love.

Well, we're heading off tomorrow into Boston. This won't be quite as big of a concert as the NYC one, but it still has plenty of offerings. Songs to include:

Rain

Paperback Writer

Fixing a Hole

Blue Jay Way

Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band

With a Little Help From my Friends

Rocky Raccoon

Ob-la-di, Ob-la-da

Across the Universe

Good Day Sunshine

Revolution

Good Night

This should be a good one, and I'll let you know how it goes tomorrow. Peace and love. Peace and love. Peace and love.

cool ilove the beatles......plus i think you've smoked to much bob marley there:Ddaveg1

Well, we're still stuck in open waters. Ringo can't figure out what the problem is, so we're stranded here yet another day. *Sigh*. Well, peace and love, peace and love, peace and love.

Well, we're still resting in Boston. We still don't know where to go yet. Ringo and Paul are kind of bored, so we should probably decide soon. That's all for tonight. Peace and love. Peace and love. Peace and love.

Well, we're setting sights for Miami in 2 days. We haven't had a list of songs to perform yet, but we're working on it as we speak. This should be good and ambitious though, I can just feel it. Peace and love. Peace and love. Peace and love.

Whew! McCartney turned up safe and sound back at the hotel we were staying at just when it looked as though we were going to have to call everything off. We asked him where he had been, and he said he didn't know. We took him to the doctor today, and it seems as though he's been getting high with LSD again, which he hasn't done in a long time. Whether this tour triggered something in him or not, I don't know, but we're going to try to help him out. That's all for tonight. I'm quite tired and I want to go to bed. Peace and love. Peace and love. Peace and love.

Sorry that the set list is taking so long, but it's still not finished. But to help with the waiting, me and McCartney have written this remix of Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club in tribute to GUFU and its great members:

It was 20 months ago today.

Sgt. AK taught us all to say

that we're not of the System wars

but we're guaranteed to raise the chords!

so may I introduce to you

the posters you've known for all these years

Sgt. AK's Lonely Fellowship Band

We're sgt. AK's lonely fellowship band

we hope you will enjoy our posts

sgt. ak's lonely fellowship band

we're online from coast to coast!

sgt. ak's lonely

sgt. ak's lonely

sgt. ak's lonely fellowship band

it's wonderful to be here

it's certainly a thrill

you're such a lovely audience we'd like you all to join us now. we'd love for you to join us now!

That's all we have so far, but I've hoped you've enjoyed that. But that's all I can say now. I really got to go. Peace and love. Peace and love. Peace and love.

I buried Paul.WeeWeeJumbo

He actually said "cranberry sauce".

At last! The set list is finally finished! We're going into Miami tomorrow and we're going to have one hell of a show this time. Songs to include (in order):

Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band/With a little help from my friends

Getting Better

Taxman

All Those Years Ago

In My Life

I Want You (She's so heavy)

Helter Skelter

Here Comes the Sun

Dig it

Let it be

Maxwell's Silver Hammer

She's Leaving Home

Revolution 1

Ob-la-di, Ob-la-da

Glass Onion

Back in the U.S.S.R.

Good Morning Good Morning

Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club band Reprise

Good night

I think this should be one of our best so far. I'll keep you filled in on the details of this and if you already have a ticket to the show, then good for you. We'll see you tomorrow. But until then, peace and love. Peace and love. Peace and love.

Well, the Miami concert was so exhausting, I think we will just be hanging out at the resort for a couple of days. You know: catching the sun (and singing Beatles "sun" songs), swimming about, hanging out at the bars, etc. We'll also decide what we are going to do next, so everything should be nice. Peace and love. Peace and love. Peace and love.

We're still hanging out at the beautiful Miami beaches. I've taken the time to read some more of 1984, which is going great so far. Ringo is busy practicing his whole laid back routine. McCartney is out singing about the sun and how he wishes George could be here. Cycloptis is starting to get back into his pen and paper RPG routine again, which the rest of us are looking foward to, even Ringo and McCartney, who aren't too familar with the subject matter. Well, all said, it's been another beautiful today down here and we are having a wonderful time. Greetings from way down south! And as always, peace and love. Peace and love. Peace and love.