Global recession... is Nook to blame?

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#1 Emperor_Jimmu
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Earlier today I finally broke free of Tom Nook's cold, capitalist grasp. For ruffly two years now I have been toiling in the fields of my Animal Crossing town. I started small, as we all did, struggling to earn enough Bells to buy myself an axe (at one point I was forced to sell a 'common floor' to feed my addiction to tree felling, not something that I am proud of.). I got over that dark period however, day by day my fortune grew. Mortgages were payed and rooms decorated, clothes were purchased and art was collected.

Well I suppose I should get to the point. Clearly Animal Crossing is responsible for the apparent collapse of the world's economies. As i see it a large part of the problem is complacency; complacency towards borrowing money, or Bells! Assuming that all sock brokers and company CEOs play Animal Crossing, and I have it on good authority that they do, the normality of massive debt in Animal Crossing has clearly spread into the real world economy. Considering that mostorganizations operatewith massive overheads.

In conclusion Nook is to blame! (Although the turnippeddler must except responcerbillerty for her hand in causing this global recession)

Please note that my tongue was pressed firmly in my cheek as I wrote this.

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#2 Burning-Sludge
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No, It's congress again! They should really start reading things before they sign them, if only I could convince them by force.
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nook is an economy genious. hes the king of stock market. if nook left his town in animal crossing, there would be no capitalism, as nook would buy everything from all and keep the resistance in debt with him
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Nook for President!
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No, It's congress again! They should really start reading things before they sign them, if only I could convince them by force.Burning-Sludge

Nook could convince them by force. Nook for president!

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Nook > Chuck Norris??????
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At least Nook never foreclosed on my home... Nook's a good guy, not only did he never foreclose, he never made deadlines on when I had to pay up. He constantly provided excellent deals at his store and even welcomed my friends. Besides that, he had fixed rates! None of that ARM crap... Go ahead, blame Nook, but I see him as fair and just!

Nook, you have my vote as first nonhuman president any election year! NOOK 2012!

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Earlier today I finally broke free of Tom Nook's cold, capitalist grasp. For ruffly two years now I have been toiling in the fields of my Animal Crossing town. I started small, as we all did, struggling to earn enough Bells to buy myself an axe (at one point I was forced to sell a 'common floor' to feed my addiction to tree felling, not something that I am proud of.). I got over that dark period however, day by day my fortune grew. Mortgages were payed and rooms decorated, clothes were purchased and art was collected.

Well I suppose I should get to the point. Clearly Animal Crossing is responsible for the apparent collapse of the world's economies. As i see it a large part of the problem is complacency; complacency towards borrowing money, or Bells! Assuming that all sock brokers and company CEOs play Animal Crossing, and I have it on good authority that they do, the normality of massive debt in Animal Crossing has clearly spread into the real world economy. Considering that mostorganizations operatewith massive overheads.

In conclusion Nook is to blame! (Although the turnippeddler must except responcerbillerty for her hand in causing this global recession)

Please note that my tongue was pressed firmly in my cheek as I wrote this.

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Tom Nook is the leader of "The Wise Men" (See Metal Gear Solid 2 for more info)
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Nook is a psycho!
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#10 ko86
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Nook and Resetti....They are to blame...
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#11 Kurezan
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I'm glad you realized the evil of Tom Nook. :)
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I,for one,believe that the current economic crisis is due to the startling numbers of newcomers to their respective towns.They are unprepared,naive,and always arrive with nothing but a couple hundreds bells in their pocket and their newly formed identity.A couple of the newcomers would be fine,as their optimism help assist in keeping our towns safe and weed-free,but an abundance of them weakens our economic stability.I say we leave the hope in the paws of our next presidential candidate,K.K. Slider.
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I,for one,believe that the current economic crisis is due to the startling numbers of newcomers to their respective towns.They are unprepared,naive,and always arrive with nothing but a couple hundreds bells in their pocket and their newly formed identity.A couple of the newcomers would be fine,as their optimism help assist in keeping our towns safe and weed-free,but an abundance of them weakens our economic stability.I say we leave the hope in the paws of our next presidential candidate,K.K. Slider.VGobbsesser
Yes, yes, GOOOOOOOOOOOOO KK Slider