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#51 drummer131
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I talk on the phone on the toilet. I'll say something and then whoever I'm talking to will hear a loud groan coming from me. Then I'll scream something, like "Pussshhhh!" or "It burns!!!!!!!"

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And I'm sure the person makes a very unintentional interpretation of that, hehe.

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#52 drummer131
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But about the topic, I don't play on the bowl. I take care of business and go back to what I was doing, gaming or not. I wouldn't want to sit there longer than necessary.
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#53 XBASX
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Playing a DS and wiping my star, things I can't combine.
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#54 daturkboy
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no......
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#55 BigKayDaddy
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Never played my game systems on the toilet before, but now that you've all brought it up I think I'll give it a try next time I go for longer than 5 minutes.
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#56 jack_michael
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i wonder if anyones tried playing whilst having a leak in a urinal. ?
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#57 MarkystobartPSP
Member since 2007 • 285 Posts

I dont

id probably drop it

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#58 ninjavelmor
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im always afraid im gunna drop it in the toilet, so no i dont
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#59 m00finman
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Hehehe i've just been playing Worms: Open Warfare 2 on the toilet haha :P

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#60 184him
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All the time...
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#61 ston3henge
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Playing on the toilet is one of my pleasures, son...

I like it when my legs fall asleep... there's nothing like getting mad at a boss to get you a lil' extra bear-down strength to pump that grumpy. Grit on that lower lip and give it HELL, son! Unwrap the rump an' pump a stump! Fast thumbs for a slow movin' colon, grab a wad of paper with your stylus hand, yo! Who DOESN'T play on the bog?!? There's nothing quite like sitting on the mug and shooting for number one when you're droppin' a deuce. It makes certain victories so much more memorable when you leave a little particle stink on your D-pad... I like to leave a little residual under the fingernail so that when I pick my nose later I get a re-call. Ever push so hard you feel like you left your lungs in the bowl? That's how Elvis died, y'know... his last piece of kingly art left floating... Elvis didn't have a GBA though, he just liked Percodan a bit too much and all of those banana & peanut butter sandwiches caught up with his narcotic-shrunken smezny pucker. Too much pushin' and he blew a seal...

... still... playing on the stoop is a good time. All about it. 


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#62 hack-shinobi
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Okay than...
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#63 ston3henge
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Aw c'mon there' Shinobi... you mean to tell us that you've never hung one out to dry while you're havin' a little random encounter on your Final Fantasy? That you've never been in the middle of a level and felt a diver in the airlock ready to swim? Tube number two loaded and ready to fire? Sometimes when I'm in the thick of a game, crankin' out a real Henry is a fact of life... when ya gotta go, ya gotta go... and what's a little aroma therapy between friends? Go ahead, drop that rose because you've got a portable!!! Turn it into art, you've got time! Loosen your belt and release the Brahma Bomber!!! Toss a steamer through the hoop!!! Get a lil' DIRTY for your FANS!!!


I think there ought to be a game like "Cooking Mama" only you're a bathroom attendant and you need to keep the stalls clean and the customers stocked with paper and soap.


OK, so I'm lying about that one... I've never really thought about it. But now you are, if only for a minute. 


Dookie is funny.
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#64 hack-shinobi
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*Walks out of area.*

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#65 SuperMario99
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uhh just 1 question. when you have to wipe your a**. where do you leave your DS??? and to answer the question. no never tried yet but will near the future.
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#66 m1993
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one time i was fed sugar free gummy beans, and when i eat sugar free things i get massive diarrhea, and i sat on the toilet for 6 hours, and the worst part about that was i didn't bring my GB/GBA on that trip >_> so i pretty much just sat there and listened to the TV, i probably flushed 10-15 times that day...

ever since then I always make sure my DS is really close just in case something like that happens again...

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#67 launcherstrike
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Yeeeeeeeeeeeeees
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#68 launcherstrike
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Yeeeeeeeeeeeeees
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#69 TheNotoriousBYC
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I play rune factory while I am in the bathroom... so from one perspective, you can say I spend days at a time on the toilet playing the ds~
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#70 TheNotoriousBYC
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I play rune factory while I am in the bathroom... so from one perspective, you can say I spend days at a time on the toilet playing the ds~
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#71 hurricanejeff1
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I do it all the time.

Back when I was young, I used to bring a TV and my Sega to the bathroom. Good times

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#72 christ4ever9889
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I'm writing this message online and on mytoilet with the DS web browser right now:oops:

lol just kidding, I've never tried playing on the toilet though, I should try it some time, I'm going to be getting a wii and wireless inet adapter and... ya I'm also going to get tetris DS so I am going to try tonight and see if I like it, and if I do I will come back. Lol I was waiting for somebody to say the top comment

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#73 Breakfast_Clubber
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until my butt's sore.
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#74 DazzleKitty
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Never buy the yellowed DS's with a tint of brown.
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#75 cougar65
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Not gonna lie, I have on occasion played picross while droppin a deuce.
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#76 evrynitewithyou
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all this talk about pooping makes me want to take a poop

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#77 neon_tetra
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I will if I'm playing before I need to go but if I do then I tend to spend more time on the toilet than needed hah.
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#78 ston3henge
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I gotta say... after all of the infuriating "What game should I buy?" and other inane topics posted on this board, this one has been hands-down one of the funniest and most entertaining threads I've ever seen... and honest too... 

*poot*

'Scuze me.
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#79 hack-shinobi
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*Runs as far away from place possible*
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#80 ston3henge
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*Runs as far away from place possible*hack-shinobi


Yeah... thought you did that yesterday, Champ.

You'd like us all to believe, with your mouthed attitudes, that this discussion is somehow above you... that you're actually a "Grown-Up" because you're not posting ca-ca humor like the rest of us... but yet you are STILL HERE. Very telling.

Look, why don't you just join in? You want to, it's far too evident. There's nothing about ca-ca humor that debases your position on anything, no matter what your teachers have told you, no matter what your mom has told you, no matter what anyone says, poop is funny. It's a universal.... we've been throwing it at each other for a laugh since before our ancestors came down out of the trees. There is a stigma attached to this sort of goofing that has evolved, that if you find a fart funny you are somehow less intelligent.

"Fart Proudly."

Ben Franklin said that... he also flew kites in the rain which people looked oddly at him for... didn't seem to stop anyone from puting his face on a big ol' scrap of currency and call him one of the fathers of modern scientific thought.

Go figger.
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#81 hack-shinobi
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[QUOTE="hack-shinobi"]*Runs as far away from place possible*ston3henge


Yeah... thought you did that yesterday, Champ.

You'd like us all to believe, with your mouthed attitudes, that this discussion is somehow above you... that you're actually a "Grown-Up" because you're not posting ca-ca humor like the rest of us... but yet you are STILL HERE. Very telling.

Look, why don't you just join in? You want to, it's far too evident. There's nothing about ca-ca humor that debases your position on anything, no matter what your teachers have told you, no matter what your mom has told you, no matter what anyone says, poop is funny. It's a universal.... we've been throwing it at each other for a laugh since before our ancestors came down out of the trees. There is a stigma attached to this sort of goofing that has evolved, that if you find a fart funny you are somehow less intelligent.

"Fart Proudly."

Ben Franklin said that... he also flew kites in the rain which people looked oddly at him for... didn't seem to stop anyone from puting his face on a big ol' scrap of currency and call him one of the fathers of modern scientific thought.

Go figger.

*listens and walks away yet again*

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#82 ston3henge
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Well, at least you listened. 
Now the test will be if you can stay away or if you've just gotta respond, which shows that you're lurking the topic, and you're guilty as sin. It only took you a matter of minutes to respond to my Ben Franklin post.
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#83 enrique_marrodz
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I really think this is one of the main reasons handhelds were invented ;-) I do it every time if I have nothing interesting to read :D
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#84 kazour
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Hmm only when i have a new game :)
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#85 lex_in_the_moon
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I'd be a hippocrit if I said that's disgusting because I did it 2 years ago :)
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#86 inzaneetie013
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[QUOTE="hack-shinobi"]*Runs as far away from place possible*ston3henge


Yeah... thought you did that yesterday, Champ.

You'd like us all to believe, with your mouthed attitudes, that this discussion is somehow above you... that you're actually a "Grown-Up" because you're not posting ca-ca humor like the rest of us... but yet you are STILL HERE. Very telling.

Look, why don't you just join in? You want to, it's far too evident. There's nothing about ca-ca humor that debases your position on anything, no matter what your teachers have told you, no matter what your mom has told you, no matter what anyone says, poop is funny. It's a universal.... we've been throwing it at each other for a laugh since before our ancestors came down out of the trees. There is a stigma attached to this sort of goofing that has evolved, that if you find a fart funny you are somehow less intelligent.

"Fart Proudly."

Ben Franklin said that... he also flew kites in the rain which people looked oddly at him for... didn't seem to stop anyone from puting his face on a big ol' scrap of currency and call him one of the fathers of modern scientific thought.

Go figger.

i agree with stonh3nge. I always bring a carry case and an armor to make sure that my ds would be at least. "a liitle safe" when i take down the dump. My mom shots at me whenever i stay too long at the bathroom. haha its nice to play phanto hourglass and CRa in the toilet. Theres this feeling that ur ds is at home with the crapper.... like they're in love...

come on hack, why dont u try, like just once?

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#87 hack-shinobi
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[QUOTE="ston3henge"][QUOTE="hack-shinobi"]*Runs as far away from place possible*inzaneetie013



Yeah... thought you did that yesterday, Champ.

You'd like us all to believe, with your mouthed attitudes, that this discussion is somehow above you... that you're actually a "Grown-Up" because you're not posting ca-ca humor like the rest of us... but yet you are STILL HERE. Very telling.

Look, why don't you just join in? You want to, it's far too evident. There's nothing about ca-ca humor that debases your position on anything, no matter what your teachers have told you, no matter what your mom has told you, no matter what anyone says, poop is funny. It's a universal.... we've been throwing it at each other for a laugh since before our ancestors came down out of the trees. There is a stigma attached to this sort of goofing that has evolved, that if you find a fart funny you are somehow less intelligent.

"Fart Proudly."

Ben Franklin said that... he also flew kites in the rain which people looked oddly at him for... didn't seem to stop anyone from puting his face on a big ol' scrap of currency and call him one of the fathers of modern scientific thought.

Go figger.

i agree with stonh3nge. I always bring a carry case and an armor to make sure that my ds would be at least. "a liitle safe" when i take down the dump. My mom shots at me whenever i stay too long at the bathroom. haha its nice to play phanto hourglass and CRa in the toilet. Theres this feeling that ur ds is at home with the crapper.... like they're in love...

come on hack, why dont u try, like just once?

It's good that you guys love to do this but I will not try it sorry.

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#88 hack-shinobi
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Well, at least you listened.
Now the test will be if you can stay away or if you've just gotta respond, which shows that you're lurking the topic, and you're guilty as sin. It only took you a matter of minutes to respond to my Ben Franklin post.ston3henge

I'm only here in this topic because your talking to me.

Anyways I noticed you posted here soI came in to look around.

It only took me minutes because I was in the forums at the time.

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[QUOTE="ston3henge"]Well, at least you listened.
Now the test will be if you can stay away or if you've just gotta respond, which shows that you're lurking the topic, and you're guilty as sin. It only took you a matter of minutes to respond to my Ben Franklin post.hack-shinobi

I'm only here in this topic because your talking to me.

Anyways I noticed you posted here soI came in to look around.

It only took me minutes because I was in the forums at the time.

ur siggy said "welcome to the world..." from .hack//GU

and i'm gooing to say " welcome to the world" .crap//Poops unlimited

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#90 inzaneetie013
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[QUOTE="ston3henge"]Well, at least you listened.
Now the test will be if you can stay away or if you've just gotta respond, which shows that you're lurking the topic, and you're guilty as sin. It only took you a matter of minutes to respond to my Ben Franklin post.hack-shinobi

I'm only here in this topic because your talking to me.

Anyways I noticed you posted here soI came in to look around.

It only took me minutes because I was in the forums at the time.

ur siggy said "welcome to the world..." from .hack//GU

and i'm going to say " welcome to the world" .crap//Poops unlimited

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#91 hack-shinobi
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Huh? What is that supposed to mean?
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#92 inzaneetie013
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LOL random stuff... anyway i believe that soemday, somehow, ur going to do it! haha...... but maybe now is not the time...
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#93 hack-shinobi
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No it's not "my time."
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#94 awssk8er716
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I have! And my iPod Touch i use while im on the toilet too! WiFi Safari and Youtube FTW!
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#95 L8erSquare
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What better time to play it then on the toilet 8)
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#96 jmm0070_2nd
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well i have ds-xtreme and whoever here has a flashcard knows how multifunctional it gets, so now i commonly carry it to the toilet when im hearing music, watching a video, browsing internet, speaking by phone with it (you can do it with svsip app), etc etc etc and all the tons of things you can do in it, including playing games so i guess... umm yes :P

(flashcards are amazing!!! you can do practically everyhting in the ds with it, even watching tv or hearing radio or much other things, much better homebrwe than the psp and any other console and such other amazing things I never thought would e possible, kicks butt from iphone or ipod or anything else, i really recommend you all to join the ds flashcard and homebrew community...])

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#97 jason320
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I am normaly playing a game wen i have to go so yes i do play on the toilet.I normaly stay there for ages when i am playing

philipskater

Same Here :)

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#98 ston3henge
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Well, with the mention of the hack device in the above post , watch the topic get locked. Nice one, new guy.