So you're abducted by aliens.... and you're asked...

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#51 Minishdriveby
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No a star map would be useless. Great we get to see planets with life, how are we gonna get to them? Why would aliens give you a star map if they weren't trying to get involved.

I'm sure the scientific community would like to have that map because even though it is useless it's not worthless so... I would just buy everything back. The aliens took one thing it's not like they took that thing off the planet entirely and even if they did big companies can just make tons more.

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#52 c-joel1121
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[QUOTE="c-joel1121"]Yes, I keep the map, show it to people, they wouldn't believe me. ALIENS, they don't exist. I'll be persistent and eventually a scientist, astronomer,or ufo believer, will take a second glance at the map and take that chance. The planets will be found, then like a domino effect, It ends religion, I become the greatest scientist, of all time, forever, and I'll be rich. The con is that I will never play a nintendo product, ever again, no more mario, SSB, ZELDA, and future games I would never see. Is it really a con, no because, once out of the ship, and magically unable to play nintendo games ever, you can't play them, you lost your memory, so you won't miss anything. Even if it was living through life, with the star map knowing that I made that decision, that caused me to never play nintendo ever again, it would hurt but I would still take the star map. theweakbear
Yeah, pretty much exactly what I was thinking. BTW, you were joking when you said you would torture the bird for no reason right?

I wasn't joking, I am a man of my word, I will make one birds wish come true...........
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#53 theweakbear
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I wasn't joking, I am a man of my word, I will make one birds wish come true...........c-joel1121
Then you're sick and you DO need help.
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#54 c-joel1121
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[QUOTE="c-joel1121"]I wasn't joking, I am a man of my word, I will make one birds wish come true...........theweakbear
Then you're sick and you DO need help.

LOL :lol:
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#55 theweakbear
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[QUOTE="theweakbear"]
[QUOTE="c-joel1121"]I wasn't joking, I am a man of my word, I will make one birds wish come true...........c-joel1121
Then you're sick and you DO need help.

LOL :lol:

What so you where joking? I'm confused. Anyways, you'd have to have pretty bad memory of pain or a bad concept of it, because the moment you start feeling some unbearalbe pain (jamming something in your leg) you know that pain is horrible and torture, unimaginable. And to think you'd do that to a bird for the fun of it...
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#56 ScopeDaDope
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Hello no i would never give away any Nintendo Product for riches or anything.What about if they gave you a brand new unreleased game console that can do anything in the world!If you say no then they'll say "What a retard he must not like our unreleased technology.Lets give it to a homeless person now."Well Congratz on saying no.You made another poor person become rich!

Good for you! :o

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#57 aransom
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I don't belive in UFO aliens. If there really were beings smart enough to travel here from outer space, they'd be mature enough to land in front of the White House, in broad daylight, come out and say they want to be our friends. Either that, or they'd just wipe us out.

Also, how can anyone smart enough to build a flying saucer be too dumb to know that they can learn everything they need to know about human anatomy from medical books. Wouldn't stealing books and reading them be easier than abducting people to do strange experiments on them?

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#58 theweakbear
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I don't belive in UFO aliens. If there really were beings smart enough to travel here from outer space, they'd be mature enough to land in front of the White House, in broad daylight, come out and say they want to be our friends. Either that, or they'd just wipe us out.

Also, how can anyone smart enough to build a flying saucer be too dumb to know that they can learn everything they need to know about human anatomy from medical books. Wouldn't stealing books and reading them be easier than abducting people to do strange experiments on them?

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Yes but you are looking at things very simply. First of all if life was rare in the universe all they would want to do was study us, undisturbed. Imagine how fasinating we are to them, after thousands of years searching space and finding planet after planet with nothing on it, they find, Earth. With life sprawling everyone and humans intelligent life who have a history and build things, and think, who have the internet with so much information. They wouldn't want to communicate with the public and cause the pause of any social evolutions, discoveries ect... And any species of life smart enough to visit other planets should be smart enough to know that violence is bad and you need respect to move forward in anything.

And you honestly think they would look though books for the information they need to know about humans? They need to know things probably that we have little or no info about...

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#59 Super_Ska
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LOL...They ask you if they take your Wii...

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#60 theweakbear
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LOL...They ask you if they take your Wii...

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That's why I put that thing in to say that it wasn't a joke and it was Nintendo Wii.
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#61 aransom
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And you honestly think they would look though books for the information they need to know about humans? They need to know things probably that we have little or no info about...

theweakbear
All they would have to do is say, "hi, we're from another planet and we want to learn about you guys. We have a lab in our flying saucer and we're inviting people to come get studied, and we're inviting your doctors and scientists to come observe it to make sure we're not doing anything sick."
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#62 ColonialMustard
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Yes, it reminds me of the time I forgot to rinse my crack during my morning shower... I got out and I realized to my horror that I still had a sudsy crack. I had to get back in the damn shower, turn on the water to the right temperature (which is a bloody pain) and rinse off all the suds. It ruined my day.

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#63 aransom
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I hate it when that happens. Sometimes I can get lucky, and turn the water back on exactly where it was.