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Ok, a pirate and a ninja cornered you against a wall. You have a gun with one bullet, which do you shoot.PhazonBlazer

[QUOTE="PhazonBlazer"]Ok, a pirate and a ninja cornered you against a wall. You have a gun with one bullet, which do you shoot.air_wolf_cubed

You don't have that option. If you cornered a ninja , it would commit sepukku for failing its mission.

So either you shoot a dead ninja or the pirate.

That makes sense. I think they should make a 40GB with backwards compatability

Also Qotw will be up tommorrow i got lazy and watched video on trial.

If you dont know the show, there are these comedians who watch music videos, and make fun of them.

The funniest thing on this episode was...

in a song (i forget which one) there was this girl in a astronaut suit. and one of the comedians said

"wait, i thought only men could be astronauts. Unless there is some space kitchens i dont know about. :) i found it really funny

alexh_99

That's so offensive...

I love it!:lol:

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OMG! You changed your avatar!

Im at school right now waiting for my class to begin ... in 30 Minutes! :O

Popular Culture Tut.

I've been drunk for the last 4 days. Only two more nights to complete the cycle.

My liver hurts.

That is all.

Ever have the kind of day where you report more threads then you post in?

It's like you want to post but then you see a "what game should I get" or "Wii SUX" or "The Mods *#@&@#&*" (though the nasty words are there)" and you're like "ehhh I'll just do this one and then post........"

[QUOTE="air_wolf_cubed"][QUOTE="PhazonBlazer"]Ok, a pirate and a ninja cornered you against a wall. You have a gun with one bullet, which do you shoot.SirSpudly

You don't have that option. If you cornered a ninja , it would commit sepukku for failing its mission.

So either you shoot a dead ninja or the pirate.

I thought YOU were the one cornered against the wall?

And as to who I'd shoot, I'd shoot myself. I wouldn't want to take the chance of experiencing a very painful death at the hands of a sword or being shot in the stomach.

Ok, a pirate and a ninja cornered you against a wall. You have a gun with one bullet, which do you shoot.PhazonBlazer

Seeing as you have the gun with only one bullet, chances are you stole the pirate's gun. I shoot the ninja.

[QUOTE="PhazonBlazer"]Ok, a pirate and a ninja cornered you against a wall. You have a gun with one bullet, which do you shoot.bob_newman

Seeing as you have the gun with only one bullet, chances are you stole the pirate's gun. I shoot the ninja.

[QUOTE="bob_newman"]

[QUOTE="PhazonBlazer"]Ok, a pirate and a ninja cornered you against a wall. You have a gun with one bullet, which do you shoot.ag1052

Seeing as you have the gun with only one bullet, chances are you stole the pirate's gun. I shoot the ninja.

[QUOTE="ag1052"][QUOTE="bob_newman"]

[QUOTE="PhazonBlazer"]Ok, a pirate and a ninja cornered you against a wall. You have a gun with one bullet, which do you shoot.movin_target

Seeing as you have the gun with only one bullet, chances are you stole the pirate's gun. I shoot the ninja.

I usually see a bunch in the carpool lanes around here. Granted they all get off on the exit with the mental hospital so take it as you will.

I'm Noah and I'm 13, aaaand the Wii is the best gaming system

The real answer is that you shoot the pirate's hat. He wont die, but the Ninja will have entered close-range of you.

The pirate, greedy as ever, will shoot at you. Since you're in a corner, that means he is also shooting at the ninja. With the Ninja's back turned, he won't see the pirate and will be the one shot. That is when you steal the Ninja's stars (or the Ninja himself) and chuck them at the pirate.

Now you have escaped with your life by firing a bullet and choosing not to kill. Quite resourceful from one bullet.

a new ipod nano (again)

yay or nay?

i would shoot AT the ninja, then as he is dodging kick him in his open groin, sending him to the floor, then the pirate shoots at me, but sine its wearing an eyepatch its vision is off, hitting the ninja in the face. now all you have to deal with is a slow running, visually impaired, bulletless gun wielding pirate, good luck!garrett_duffman

What if the ninja is a girl?

[QUOTE="garrett_duffman"]i would shoot AT the ninja, then as he is dodging kick him in his open groin, sending him to the floor, then the pirate shoots at me, but sine its wearing an eyepatch its vision is off, hitting the ninja in the face. now all you have to deal with is a slow running, visually impaired, bulletless gun wielding pirate, good luck!alexh_99

What if the ninja is a girl?

if the ninja is a girl then aim for the ankles then you are kicking and trip her!

Look...if the pirate and the ninja cornered you, they must be working together (otherwise they'd attack each other...right?...?) so anyway, you can't shoot either one, since it gives the other an easy opportunity to attack (while you're firing and aiming...) so you throw the gun at the ninja while running at the outside of the pirate (away from the ninja). Slide into the pirate's leg (get it?) and keep running after that. Ninjas aren't known for their distance running. If there's nearby store, duck into it and call the police. I think that's the best way.

Against the argument that you could just shoot as you run...it's not ideal since you will probably have to move slightly slower and in a straighter line if you want to have reasonable shot.

my name is Alvaro but you can call me Aj, im seventeen and a senior at my high school. Im from California and ive loved nintendo ever since i was four. Ive been a member since 06 but started using my account in 08, so im a noob right now. I love my wii andI hope to become a wii regular here :DAnkerstor

[QUOTE="garrett_duffman"]i would shoot AT the ninja, then as he is dodging kick him in his open groin, sending him to the floor, then the pirate shoots at me, but sine its wearing an eyepatch its vision is off, hitting the ninja in the face. now all you have to deal with is a slow running, visually impaired, bulletless gun wielding pirate, good luck!alexh_99

What if the ninja is a girl?

Oh man, that changes the whoooole equation. I'd probably fall in love with the ninja lady, and then while we share a loving embrace, the pirate would shoot me and I would die in her arms. But not before whipping up an epic dying poem right on the spot.

Is this like a normal off topic louge?

Also,plz stop bumping year old topics from 2007.

a new ipod nano (again)

yay or nay?

JuarN18

If you want to kill yourself watch the movie Rocky Balboa

Like let's say it's Monday and you want to commit suicide the upcoming weekend. Well you find a new puppy and get a game you really like and now you're unsure of the deadline.

Just go grab Rocky Balboa and watch it, you'll be back on schedule.

Especially if you're a Rocky Balboa fan

I'll have to agree, that is very odd

Unless we're in cajun country, all the games there have de in front

de Mario Bros, de Zelda, de Onky Kong!

lol I crack myself up

does anyone else think its weird that two Wii games with the word "De" in the title came out this week?ag1052

YARGH! I've had it with Zack & Wiki! I'm on the third-last level and I'm so frustrated, I could type in ALL CAPS.

de Onky Kong!Jaysonguy

Lol, okay that was funny.

I'm taking my driving test tommorow :(PhazonBlazer

I'm taking my driving test tommorow :(PhazonBlazer

You'll be fine. Have you taken the written or is it the drive test?

If it assures in the least bit, I passed both on my first try.

[QUOTE="Jaysonguy"]de Onky Kong!clicketyclick

Lol, okay that was funny.

I have my moments lol

The debates start tonight, please everyone keep their political views OUT of this thread. I like some of you people and I don't want just cause to dislike you.

The debates start tonight, please everyone keep their political views OUT of this thread. I like some of you people and I don't want just cause to dislike you.

Jaysonguy

You're just pissed that Ron Paul isn't invited. :P

[QUOTE="PhazonBlazer"]I'm taking my driving test tommorow :(GodsPetFido

You'll be fine. Have you taken the written or is it the drive test?

If it assures in the least bit, I passed both on my first try.

I've taken the written

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So disturbing story -- Tuesday the paramedics were outside the subway station in Toronto.

And guess what I just found out? Some dude jumped infront of a subway car in purpose and killed himself.

So yeah, I'm kinda scared I'll see that one day ...

So disturbing story -- Tuesday the paramedics were outside the subway station in Toronto.

And guess what I just found out? Some dude jumped infront of a subway car in purpose and killed himself.

So yeah, I'm kinda scared I'll see that one day ...

Haziqonfire

You live in Toronto?:P

[QUOTE="Haziqonfire"]

So disturbing story -- Tuesday the paramedics were outside the subway station in Toronto.

And guess what I just found out? Some dude jumped infront of a subway car in purpose and killed himself.

So yeah, I'm kinda scared I'll see that one day ...

air_wolf_cubed

You live in Toronto?:P

[QUOTE="air_wolf_cubed"][QUOTE="Haziqonfire"]

So disturbing story -- Tuesday the paramedics were outside the subway station in Toronto.

And guess what I just found out? Some dude jumped infront of a subway car in purpose and killed himself.

So yeah, I'm kinda scared I'll see that one day ...

Haziqonfire

You live in Toronto?:P

I live near Toronto too. :)

Do you know if they ship On the Spot prizes to Canada?

[QUOTE="Haziqonfire"][QUOTE="air_wolf_cubed"][QUOTE="Haziqonfire"]

So disturbing story -- Tuesday the paramedics were outside the subway station in Toronto.

And guess what I just found out? Some dude jumped infront of a subway car in purpose and killed himself.

So yeah, I'm kinda scared I'll see that one day ...

clicketyclick

You live in Toronto?:P

I live near Toronto too. :)

Do you know if they ship On the Spot prizes to Canada?

[QUOTE="clicketyclick"][QUOTE="Haziqonfire"][QUOTE="air_wolf_cubed"][QUOTE="Haziqonfire"]

So disturbing story -- Tuesday the paramedics were outside the subway station in Toronto.

And guess what I just found out? Some dude jumped infront of a subway car in purpose and killed himself.

So yeah, I'm kinda scared I'll see that one day ...

Haziqonfire

You live in Toronto?:P

I live near Toronto too. :)

Do you know if they ship On the Spot prizes to Canada?

Toronto high five!

Hey you guys like my setup

Thats my favorite TV show btw

So disturbing story -- Tuesday the paramedics were outside the subway station in Toronto.

And guess what I just found out? Some dude jumped infront of a subway car in purpose and killed himself.

So yeah, I'm kinda scared I'll see that one day ...

Haziqonfire

I've actually seen a guy jump in front of a train. I was sitting there waiting for friends and this guy who clearly had a mental disorder and was homeless just ran outside the station and jumped into the oncoming train. Needless to say it wasnt a pretty site. Also I've been around when someone was waving a gun around saying crazy ****.

So disturbing story -- Tuesday the paramedics were outside the subway station in Toronto.

And guess what I just found out? Some dude jumped infront of a subway car in purpose and killed himself.

So yeah, I'm kinda scared I'll see that one day ...

Haziqonfire

I bet he's got Rocky Balboa in his DVD player.

When I was like 7 or 8 I saw a dog (German Shepard) run on the highway and get hit. The dog just exploded like a big water balloon filled with red paint. I still remember it.

[QUOTE="Haziqonfire"]

So disturbing story -- Tuesday the paramedics were outside the subway station in Toronto.

And guess what I just found out? Some dude jumped infront of a subway car in purpose and killed himself.

So yeah, I'm kinda scared I'll see that one day ...

Jaysonguy

I bet he's got Rocky Balboa in his DVD player.

When I was like 7 or 8 I saw a dog (German Shepard) run on the highway and get hit. The dog just exploded like a big water balloon filled with red paint. I still remember it.

[QUOTE="Haziqonfire"]

So disturbing story -- Tuesday the paramedics were outside the subway station in Toronto.

And guess what I just found out? Some dude jumped infront of a subway car in purpose and killed himself.

So yeah, I'm kinda scared I'll see that one day ...

freek666

I've actually seen a guy jump in front of a train. I was sitting there waiting for friends and this guy who clearly had a mental disorder and was homeless just ran outside the station and jumped into the oncoming train. Needless to say it wasnt a pretty site. Also I've been around when someone was waving a gun around saying crazy ****.

Some weird stuff happened to me last night. I was on the computer and all of a sudden I got dizzy and light headed, I feel back (I was on my bed anyway) and I couldn't really move, only slowly getting up, it lasted for about 30 seconds.

I googled it and it says exhaustion, so I'm guessing it is that. This is the first time it's happened too. I've been getting up really early and sleeping late this whole week and relying too much on starbucks coffee to keep me awake. I also haven't been eating properly due to my long hours of cla-sses, like 12-6pm but leaving the house around 10pm to get to Toronto. I guess I should pack juice or a lunch with me? lol.

I've also used to have anxiety/panic attacks in gr.7 so I know I was having one on the bus ride home yesterday, which is the same day the incident above happened -- I think I was getting clasterphobic (even though I NEVER do) because so many people were on the bus and I had not ate/drank anything since around 7am and it was now 3pm.

but yeah, I think I have to think ahead about what to do in terms of eating and sleeping habits.