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#51 KurodaMurasaki
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[QUOTE="Gohansephiroth"]

[QUOTE="Jaysonguy"]

Link wins (or fails) easily

The guy can't do a single thing without some kind of weapon or tool.

Look at Mario, he does everything himself. Sure he's got his costumes and fireballs but the main game can be beaten with jumping Mario mashing things

Link on the other hand can't do anything in his game without swords and ropes and boomerangs and bombs and everything else. Heck ONE sword isn't good enough for Link, he's too weak to just use one sword, he needs to go get the Master Sword before he can finish the game.

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he can sumo wrestle

and as jeysonguy said, hes a master in all wapons, which is not weak at all :O

That's ridiculous. If we took away Mario's shoes (Or his fat), he'd be useless too.

Also, do the items fight for Link? No, he weilds them.

As in Majora's mask we've seen Link fight hand-to-hand. Just like anyone else, if Link has the choice to use a weapon he will. As ZumaJones said he can take tons of hits like no other.

Think of the fact that he finds random items all over the world and uses them to his every possible advantage. He's a resourcesful genius.

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#52 hansolo14
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CHIBI ROBO!!

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#53 ag1052
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the weakest character ever would be dragonwarriors Slime enemy.

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Didnt you play dragon quest rocket slime??? Slimes were awesome in that game...
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#54 da_chub
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gumba, no question about it.
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#55 lex_in_the_moon
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The main character in all the Pokemon games, he can't do anything without Pokemon.

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#56 228623477423185005978085524869
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That's easy! It's cactuar, from the Final Fantasy series.

CACTUAR

Provided you don't let it 1000 Needles you.

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#57 epona-the-horse
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Out of minor characters Magikarp.

Out of the more major characters Baby Bowser in the Yoshi games.

He's easiest boss in any game I've played. You don't see Gannondorf cry after getting beat.:P

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#58 DiaperRash89
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Glass Joe!
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#59 DragonRebel0908
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Mario/Jumpman in the original Donkey Kong. He can't jump down 2 feet without dying.
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#60 deactivated-5967f36c08c33
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Out of Wii video game characters, I have to go with Bad Girl. She has some serious issues. Very pathetic creature.clicketyclick

I'll agree with this.Out of all the bosses in No More Heroes,Bad Girl was the only one where I felt I was doing the person a favor by killing her.

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#61 sman3579
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the Pokemon Trainer, Marth, Diddy.

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#62 danger_ranger95
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A Cheep-Cheep.

Cheep Cheep

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#63 Rod90
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Anyone ever play Lost In Blue??? The main character (whatever his name is). When you start off that game you will die of starvation if you dont get something to eat every 15 mins...ag1052
I agree...
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#64 Rod90
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gumba, no question about it.da_chub
Gumba? XD
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#65 runekey
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edward, you spoony bard!!

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#66 runekey
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gumpa, no question about it.da_chub

and yet he has managed to kill you several times.

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#67 in2DarKneSs
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I am going to have to say the Boos from Mario. If you look at them or face their general direction they cover their eyes and pretend you can't see them.

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#68 IronManRhino
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I am going to have to say the Boos from Mario. If you look at them or face their general direction they cover their eyes and pretend you can't see them.

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But still, they're so SCARY in SMB3!
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#69 jettpack
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Glass Joe fo sho

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#70 XBebop
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Magikarp. It's no contest.

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#71 The_Bird_Word
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Negative Man from Mother 3(Earthbound 2)

Negative Man from Mother 3(Earthbound 2)

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#72 wwefanforlife
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Lester The Unlikely on the SNES would win weakest video game character ever

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#73 nini200
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A goomba most likely.

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I'd have to disagree totally. Especially on Paper Mario series. Goombella is an awesome team partner and capable of massive damage.

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#74 228623477423185005978085524869
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LMFAO NEGATIVE MAN

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#76 Master_W0ng
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+1 on that one lol
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#77 skittlezzz68011
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Mario... he's a middle-aged, fat (probably high cholesterol), man who dies by walking into mushrooms... unimpressive mario, unimpressive garrett_duffman

Never thought of it that way. But he gets props for saving princess Peach a million times. he still has his swag in my opinion.

no superheros can be that weak. mario just falls off the screen with jingle. BOOM he pops up at a checkpoint

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#78 jettpack
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Negative Man from Mother 3(Earthbound 2)

Negative Man from Mother 3(Earthbound 2)

The_Bird_Word

LMAO

Negetive man for the win... or loss depending on how you look at it. haha

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#80 fyor
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[QUOTE="The_Bird_Word"]

Negative Man from Mother 3(Earthbound 2)

Negative Man from Mother 3(Earthbound 2)

jettpack

LMAO

Negetive man for the win... or loss depending on how you look at it. haha

+1 here LOOOL

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#81 Dycras
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Mario... he's a middle-aged, fat (probably high cholesterol), man who dies by walking into mushrooms... unimpressive mario, unimpressive garrett_duffman
watch super mario bros z, it shows how mario really is, it'll totally change you're mind. Also I just got back from camp today after posting this a week ago and never though the topic would get this big O_O

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#82 meisorme
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Big the cat (some sonic games). Seriously, who thought an annoying, obese cat would be cool in a sonic game?

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#83 freek666
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also he can take a hitgarrett_duffman
But only 3, depending on the enemy of course.

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#84 garrett_duffman
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[QUOTE="garrett_duffman"]also he can take a hitfreek666

But only 3, depending on the enemy of course.

as opposed to mario's 1 or 2 maximum?
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#85 skittlezzz68011
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i agree mario is fat. but what if he has a mega mushroom?

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oh he will see something shiny and fall off a cliff

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#86 blankshore
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Crash Bandicoot without question.

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#87 ZumaJones07
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Umm, Waddle Dee? Did I not convince anyone? :lol:
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#88 freek666
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Umm, Waddle Dee? Did I not convince anyone? :lol:ZumaJones07
Say what?

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#89 darksongbird
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Magikarp :P

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That's what I came to say.
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#91 TheSmitto
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*hint hint* Here comes a big one. Take that. Fox! Get this guy off me! This is really starting to tick me off.wiifan001

Slippy! If he would just do a barrel roll...

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#92 Mercenary848
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[QUOTE="Gohansephiroth"]

[QUOTE="Jaysonguy"]

Link wins (or fails) easily

The guy can't do a single thing without some kind of weapon or tool.

Look at Mario, he does everything himself. Sure he's got his costumes and fireballs but the main game can be beaten with jumping Mario mashing things

Link on the other hand can't do anything in his game without swords and ropes and boomerangs and bombs and everything else. Heck ONE sword isn't good enough for Link, he's too weak to just use one sword, he needs to go get the Master Sword before he can finish the game.

garrett_duffman

he can sumo wrestle

also he can take a hit

Barely, ihe dies from getting hit by rocks.

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[QUOTE="clicketyclick"]Out of Wii video game characters, I have to go with Bad Girl. She has some serious issues. Very pathetic creature.VGobbsesser

I'll agree with this.Out of all the bosses in No More Heroes,Bad Girl was the only one where I felt I was doing the person a favor by killing her.

she was not weak though she had a one hit kill.

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#94 Los9090
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Ilyana from Fire Emblem Path of Radiance.

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#95 clicketyclick
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[QUOTE="VGobbsesser"]

[QUOTE="clicketyclick"]Out of Wii video game characters, I have to go with Bad Girl. She has some serious issues. Very pathetic creature.Mercenary848

I'll agree with this.Out of all the bosses in No More Heroes,Bad Girl was the only one where I felt I was doing the person a favor by killing her.

she was not weak though she had a one hit kill.

True. I was answering the "most pathetic" side of the question.
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#96 Mercenary848
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[QUOTE="Mercenary848"]

[QUOTE="VGobbsesser"]

I'll agree with this.Out of all the bosses in No More Heroes,Bad Girl was the only one where I felt I was doing the person a favor by killing her.

clicketyclick

she was not weak though she had a one hit kill.

True. I was answering the "most pathetic" side of the question.

Oh, imo that would be destroy man.

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#97 clicketyclick
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hahah with his cosplay and his cheap tactics, and that he needed a suit with electric powers to fight for him. :lol: But that's more sad than pathetic because you don't really feel sorry for him. You just think he's a loser. But Bad Girl... she's an alcoholic who practices her batting hand on gimps, has a severe inferiority complex, bitterly cries "bastard!" at you every time you wrestle-drop her, falls down weeping in the middle of a fight, and flails her bat around in a complete loss of control even when you're nowhere near her. And then, the poor thing dies with a katana through her body thinking that she won the fight because Travis gave up... she doesn't even care about herself or life itself - she only cares about winning and proving that you're not better than her. She just seemed so miserable.
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#98 AlmightyDerek
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That guy from Dark Sector.

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#99 garrett_duffman
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That guy from Dark Sector.

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someone already said waddle dee
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#100 freek666
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Ilyana from Fire Emblem Path of Radiance.

Los9090

Dude she seriously kicks arse if you use her right, same goes for Nephenee.