15 reasons to get banned from K-mart

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#1 loky3000
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This guy is my hero

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#2 big_old_tom
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that was hilarious. i cracked up at the mission impossible one.
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#3 worthyofnote
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I've seen that before. It's still pretty funny.

Side note: me and my buddies used to do similar things back in my high school days. We'd ride the bikes around and play sports down the toy aisles. Fun times, especially in locations where the stores where open 24 hours. We'd get smashed and go to the local super K at 3 in the mornign and have a good time.

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#4 big_old_tom
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me and my brother in law would go around target and play hockey in the aisles. then one time some employee came up to us, and we dropped the stuff and ran. good times.
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#5 Judza
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Old, but still hilarious.
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#6 -kaz3-
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Lol, the closest thing I've ever done to anything like that was play basketball in the sport's section (not a full-blown game, of course, just shot a few times near the basket):P
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#7 Taalon
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I am the official representative for the 90's and my client demands his jokes back.
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#8 loky3000
Member since 2004 • 256 Posts

I am the official representative for the 90's and my client demands his jokes back.Taalon

The date states 2005. Dont be a partypooper

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#9 StarFoxA
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Old, but still hilarious.
Judza
Yeah, I agree. :P
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#10 ChicaQueenWarGa
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Why does the store for this story always change? First it was local supermarket, then Walmart, and now Kmart.
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#11 haterex
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Hilarious :lol:
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lmao that was great :lol:
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this made my day:lol:
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#14 Whicker89
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I didnt find it funny, I found it stupid
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ROFL "NO! NO! It's those voices again!" that's comedy gold.
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#16 ROFLcopter_69
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hahahaha reminds me of what we used2 do in walmart. We'd each grab a computer chair then have a race around the store, sumtimes the security would chase us and they tipped my friends chair over one time and he started acting like they broke his arm and sum customers started defending him, hahahaha. we used 2 take a football and play football in the store, one time we set up a trampoline in front of absketball net they had set up and had a dunk contest, which was hilarious becuase there were a couple people watching and laughing, theyd cheer and stuff, that was hilarious. we played dodgeball with these huge rubber balls which would destroy u if u got hit. funniest i think was when we'd hide behind an eisle near the door and toss sumthin small thru the sensors when people were taking there stuff out of the store and it would set off the alarm, sum were honest and would go back an the till guys would rescan it but a couple just booted it, hahaha
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#17 The_Tombo
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Thats awesome!

*prints list*

I know What I'm going to be doing this weekend :P

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#18 Viper_GTS-R
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hilarious
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:lol: thats awesome