50 Things Orcs Never Say:
(Orcs are the green mosters from "Lord of the Rings" and many RPG games.)
Has anyone got a pencil sharpener?
Be careful with my collection of porcelain cats!
More tea, Vicar?
Do you think this floral print would go well with my paisley drapes?
Time out! Time out! Broke a nail!
Would you please be so kind as to help me remove this arrow from my abdomen.
That big meany stole my pillow!
What is a nice Orc Maiden like you doing in a place like this?
Do you have any Grey Poupon?
I try to avoid faux pas that might offend others.
Aaawww.... isn't that cute!?!
Checks with stripes!!! Have you lost your mind!?!
Lacrosse anyone?
I believe poor communication is the root cause for the escalated level of violence in the world today.
Pardon?
I've heard that the swamp hag stew they serve here is very well seasoned.
Poopy-head!
The square of the hypotenuse is equal to the sum of the squares of the other two sides.
I promised myself I won't cry.
I'm late for a recital!
My anger-management counselor made some good points today.
A good crisp dry white wine, such as a full-bodied Chardonnay, is considered appropriate for roasted elf brains.
Does this chamisole make by bum look big?
Oh , Pooh!
Is this meat fair trade?
Don't use potty mouth in here, mister!
Group hug!
Who here wants a pina colada?
I can't be killed by small rocks thrown by Halflings.
I really need a Tic-Tac.
My favorite color is the rainbow...
...And Bingo was his name-o!
Gee Wiz!
It must be true; my manicurist said so!
My best regards to you and your family.
So like, she was all "He asked me out!" And I was like all "Omigawd!"
It's true that the Orc Empire is an oligarchy, but many would argue that all governments are inevitably oligarchies no matter the supposed political system.
I like the color mauve; it's soothing.
Owie!
This humidity is just killing my hair.
Fur is murder.
I keep getting this nagging feeling... as if I'm forgetting to go out and enjoy life.
It's the thought that counts.
I spy with my little eye... something that...
I support P.E.T.A.'s fight against Fungusloth abuse.
Got a mint?
Can't we think of a more original war-cry then "Charge!"?
You have probably heard what Goxnick's son did...Well, I always said there was something strange about that boy.
Is my lipstick crocked?
Gosh!
Taken From:
http://www.orcmagazine.comÂ
- Suncrafter
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I say those things sometimes. 
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