A Girl Squeezed My Butt The Other Day........

I was standing in the middle of the classroom staring at the whiteboard. I was minding my own business thinking about a Six-dollar burger at Carls Jr when I suddenly feel a hand squeezing my big round ass. I looked back and was shocked to see a beautiful girl behind me. Her hand was so delicate and her ass-squeezing skills were almost perfect. I've been thinking about squeezing her ass back but I'm a noob at that and i don't want to look like a perv. I decided that I should invite her to the Xbox cafe to play some Hardcore Search and Destroy in COD4 but i don't think she would like to do that. Fellow Gamespot users, give me some advice on what to do..... :D

Pics or the event didnt transpire and just squeeze her butt, its probably worth it

im also waiting for a 'So i squeezed another guys butt the other day' thread

Squeeze it back man!

Throw in a wity one liner like "Just returning the favor ;)" Flirt for your life!!

I'll say it before anyone else does: Dude touch her shoulder.Baffels18

I've been thinking about touching her shoulder.... does it really work??

it became obvious that this is a joke thread when you said you were gonna invite her to play CoD4.Blitz_Nemesis

O rlly?

it became obvious that this is a joke thread when you said you were gonna invite her to play CoD4.Blitz_Nemesis

Well the COD4 part was a joke... but this girl really squeezed my butt.

it became obvious that this is a joke thread when you said you were gonna invite her to play CoD4.Blitz_Nemesis

How does that make it a joke topic? I ask plenty of girls to go play CoD4 with me.

Of course none of them have come with me, I don't know why though. Some day it will work, and we will pwn up all the noobs in the house and then make love with our Xbox controllers.

Cooties!

Should check you pants.

Pics or the event didnt transpire and just squeeze her butt, its probably worth it

im also waiting for a 'So i squeezed another guys butt the other day' thread

Gigagamer2

Joke posts are so predictable these days... it's sad really.

I would say make an appointment with her in the bathroom...

I was standing in the middle of the classroom staring at the whiteboard. I was minding my own business thinking about a Six-dollar burger at Carls Jr when I suddenly feel a hand squeezing my big round ass. I looked back and was shocked to see a beautiful girl behind me. Her hand was so delicate and her ass-squeezing skills were almost perfect. I've been thinking about squeezing her ass back but I'm a noob at that and i don't want to look like a perv. I decided that I should invite her to the Xbox cafe to play some Hardcore Search and Destroy in COD4 but i don't think she would like to do that. Fellow Gamespot users, give me some advice on what to do..... :D

MrEnvelope

LOL it's pretty simple squeeze her butt back.She basically gave u permission to do it.What did she say to u after she did it?

Are people on gamespot really that clueless about women? Dude, just be yourself and think how will "YOU" handle the situation or poke her boobKamekazi_69

This is probably one of my favorite quotes from gamespot

you should wake up from your dream, because it didn't happen in real lifesilky_smooth8

It did happen. I was wearing tight jeans so it made my butt seem bigger. This girl kept telling me that my butt seemed bigger and she finally squeezed it. I tend to exaggerate when I write things down, that's why it seems like a joke.

I get spanked by random girls all the time...BloodEmblem

Should have returned the favorharden007

This definately.....if this is not a joke. :x :roll:

so are you in love now?MaddenBowler10

...To be honest, not really...:?

[QUOTE="MaddenBowler10"]so are you in love now?MrEnvelope

...To be honest, not really...:?

LOL ^^

You should have done what most girls would have done...

filed for a lawsuit. :|

Her ass squeezing skills were perfect? How can one be a perfectionist in squeezing an ass? Is it really that difficult?North-North

it all has to do with how pretty the person is i believe.

Her hand was so delicate and her ass-squeezing skills were almost perfect. I've been thinking about squeezing her ass back but I'm a noob at that and i don't want to look like a perv.MrEnvelope

LOL!!! It's official, you're way too cool for me Enve.

Get in there.Vandalvideo

I approve.

You wish kidPC_X360

I wish for what??... I wish I had a juicy hamburger in my hands and a 2 litter Hawaiian Punch bottle right beside me....:D but that would probably cost me the 10 dollars I've been saving for Fallout 3 :(

I was standing in the middle of the classroom staring at the whiteboard. I was minding my own business thinking about a Six-dollar burger at Carls Jr when I suddenly feel a hand squeezing my big round ass. I looked back and was shocked to see a beautiful girl behind me. Her hand was so delicate and her ass-squeezing skills were almost perfect. I've been thinking about squeezing her ass back but I'm a noob at that and i don't want to look like a perv. I decided that I should invite her to the Xbox cafe to play some Hardcore Search and Destroy in COD4 but i don't think she would like to do that. Fellow Gamespot users, give me some advice on what to do..... :D

MrEnvelope