A man loses his private

"When doctors arrived on the scene they tried to release some of the pressure by removing some of his blood, but the penis was so swollen that they ended up having to cut the entire bench free and take it, with Xian attached, to the hospital." - Weird Asia news.

Now, this is what I call - *Sex in the Ambulance*:lol:

7guns

The people in that picture don't even look surprised by the case :|

Reminds me of that one scene in "There's something about Marry."muffincakes87

Also in "American Pie" where Jayson Biggs sticks his thing in the middle of a freshly baked pie on the kitchen table and another old guy walked in on him and he was like- " :shock: this is not what it looks like :( "..........

DAMN....You know you want to hit that ;)

wow how desperte can a man get to do such a thing

all i can say is damn that guy is dumb :(

The things people do for some penile pleasure.nickyb628

hehehe you said penile ^.^

and i hope that guy learned his lesson :?

[QUOTE="legend26"][QUOTE="scorch-62"][QUOTE="realistic44"][QUOTE="megagene"]You all laugh, but I don't blame him. Have you seen that bench? :oops:Scarface_tm431

But benches arent that attractive :o

I've seen some damn fine benches in my short time...

ohhhh yeah 8)

Reported for nudity.

hey howd you get that picture of me

YourMom

Man Almost Loses Penis Humping Steel Bench
Last night in Hong Kong, the police received a disturbing call from a man in trouble.

Xing, a 41 year-old man, was calling from LanTian park in the middle of the night. The lonely and disturbed man had apparently thought it would be fun to have sex with one of the steel sit-up benches around the park.

The bench has numerous small holes in it, which Xing used to attempt to satisfy himself. However, once he became aroused he found that he was stuck and could not get his penis out of the small hole.

He panicked and called the police to help him.

4 painful hours later, Doctors finally separated Xian from his bench.

Doctors stated that if he had been stuck for even an hour longer, they would have had to remove his penis.

what an idiot :lol: :lol:

realistic44

This story is EPIC! :o

Hahahahahaha! What's wrong with a hand?5-0

dummy

xd lol must of been a pretty hot bench !! Wouldv'e been people looking at him disgusted too lol!! ''Hey honey let's go to the park for a little walk it will be so pleasent'' they arrive at the park and see the man humping the holed bench !! LOL how stupid is that!!

xd lol must of been a pretty hot bench !! Wouldv'e been people looking at him disgusted too lol!! ''Hey honey let's go to the park for a little walk it will be so pleasent'' they arrive at the park and see the man humping the holed bench !! LOL how stupid is that!!

xd lol must of been a pretty hot bench !! Wouldv'e been people looking at him disgusted too lol!! ''Hey honey let's go to the park for a little walk it will be so pleasent'' they arrive at the park and see the man humping the holed bench !! LOL how stupid is that!!

jackpotco

Sweetheart :- I love it when we come here.:)

Dum Guy :- You do? I mean I know you do, sweety.:roll:

Sweetheart :- I could spend the next 1 minute, just sitting on that bench and looking at the amazing view and not think about anything else.:)

Dum Guy :- Lets go take a seat then.:roll:

Stuck Guy :- Oow noo, please don't, not now, Oh God, S***!f***!!!:x.{whisper}

[Its dark, they can't see the stupid guy on the bench and they try to sit]

Sweetheart :- WTF? There is something on the bench?

Dum Guy :- What? What?

Stuck guy :- Oh God , kill me:(.{loudly}

Sweetheart :- Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawwww!!!!:o You dum perv, who are you? what are you doing here? Get off the bench.:x

Dum Guy :- Yea, do as the lady says you douchbag or I will kick you.:evil:

Stuck Guy :- I can't, I'm stuck. It's my dick.

Sweetheart :- What in the world?:|

Stuck Guy :- Help meeee, I have been stuck here of 3 hours.:roll:

Dum Guy :- Alright! That's it, I am calling ambulance, and thanks for ruining my date s***head :evil:

Priest :- What the hell kind of blasphemy is this ?:evil:

Stuck guy :- O Come On...A priest:cry:....Dou you have a sixth sense for this sorta thing father ?

Priest :- Shutup. :evil:

[Ambulance arrives with girl doctors]

Doctor :- I am gona love this..8)

Stuck Guy :- I should have died.:cry:

Thats nastyMasterbeat2

[QUOTE="Masterbeat2"]Thats nastyqubert27

You all laugh, but I don't blame him. Have you seen that bench? :oops:megagene

Yes and it is my future wife i wuv it.

[QUOTE="Masterbeat2"]Thats nastyqubert27

It's just sad and hilarious at the same time!

wow a HOT SEXY bench kemar7856

:D That's hillarious.

Now THAT's what you call desperation.

what iis up with these attractions to inanimate objects that look nothing like humans?

Why a bench... why not a stray dog, or a cat instead.tzar3

Been there done that?