A most difficult choice Indeed.

Oh and if you choose question one you have to get your dick cut off. (It would be completely painless.)

DECIDE!

I would rather 2nd option since you said that I will get my dick chopped off.

I would rather 2nd option since you said that I will get my dick chopped off.

RageQuit4Life

The second one.

It was an easy choice.

What's the point to this topic.Something like this will never happen in real life.

...i wish i read the post before i voted...

What's the point to this topic.Something like this will never happen in real life.

brimmul777

...i wish i read the post before i voted...

dzaric

Both of them you will end up never having sex agian. The difference being how much money you end up with in the end.

Can I take the 5 million and sleep with trannies?

[QUOTE="dzaric"]

...i wish i read the post before i voted...

Easyle

...but...but...where is the hot girl!

ah easily the first one. *click*

*reads first post*

oh wait a min...

Both of them you will end up never having sex agian. The difference being how much money you end up with in the end.

Davulao

Have sex, get a million dollars, lose my piece, or get 5 million and masturbate for the rest of my life.

Yeah, I'll take the second option.

Have sex, get a million dollars, lose my piece, or get 5 million and masturbate for the rest of my life.

Yeah, I'll take the second option.

Celldrax

[QUOTE="OmegaAxl"]What did you choose? What will happen if a female user picks option 1?Easyle

So female option is 1) one million + never have sex again or 2) five million + never have children? The second one easily. Either way I don't get children so I'll take 5 mil and sex thanks.

I choose the first option. At least 1 million dollars is still a lot of money.

[QUOTE="Celldrax"]

Have sex, get a million dollars, lose my piece, or get 5 million and masturbate for the rest of my life.

Yeah, I'll take the second option.

Easyle

Don't try and ruin things for me :x

It's still not sex. Unless there's something else we're missing...

intercourse is awesome so I will settle with 1 mill.

[QUOTE="Easyle"][QUOTE="dzaric"]

...i wish i read the post before i voted...

dzaric

...but...but...where is the hot girl!

She is waiting for you..

Is this even a question? How is this even an argument, how is never having sex ever in your life worth four more million dollars? There's nothing I could do with five million dollars that I couldn't do with one million dollars that would make up for never being able to have sex. Start talking multibillions and we might have a discussion. Gotta be twelve digits at least to convince me to give up my sex life.

EDIT: Didn't read the OP, but same answer, never having sex ever isn't worth an extra four mil. The lowball price starts when we hit twelve digits.

Is this even a question? How is this even an argument, how is never having sex ever in your life worth four more million dollars? There's nothing I could do with five million dollars that I couldn't do with one million dollars that would make up for never being able to have sex. Start talking multibillions and we might have a discussion. Gotta be twelve digits at least to convince me to give up my sex life.

theone86

Implication of sex life. :lol:

[QUOTE="theone86"]

Is this even a question? How is this even an argument, how is never having sex ever in your life worth four more million dollars? There's nothing I could do with five million dollars that I couldn't do with one million dollars that would make up for never being able to have sex. Start talking multibillions and we might have a discussion. Gotta be twelve digits at least to convince me to give up my sex life.

Easyle

Implication of sex life. :lol:

I'm not really concerned what people on the interenet think about my sex life, but if it were non-existent I wouldn't sell any chance at ever doing for five million.

[QUOTE="Easyle"]

[QUOTE="theone86"]

Is this even a question? How is this even an argument, how is never having sex ever in your life worth four more million dollars? There's nothing I could do with five million dollars that I couldn't do with one million dollars that would make up for never being able to have sex. Start talking multibillions and we might have a discussion. Gotta be twelve digits at least to convince me to give up my sex life.

theone86

Implication of sex life. :lol:

I'm not really concerned what people on the interenet think about my sex life, but if it were non-existent I wouldn't sell any chance at ever doing for five million.

How are people voting for the first choice? Losing your d!ck for 1mil? Damn.

"1 Million of your own currency" would make me more likely to choose the first one.

[QUOTE="theone86"]

[QUOTE="Easyle"]

Implication of sex life. :lol:

Easyle

I'm not really concerned what people on the interenet think about my sex life, but if it were non-existent I wouldn't sell any chance at ever doing for five million.

I have a thick skin generally and I don't much care what anyone thinks of my sex life. My sex life isn't really the point, my point is that never being able to have sex isn't worth five mil.

How are people voting for the first choice? Losing your d!ck for 1mil? Damn.

"1 Million of your own currency" would make me more likely to choose the first one.

Postmortem123

I would say most of the people that voted for 1 didn't read the OP. At least that's why I voted for it.

[QUOTE="Easyle"][QUOTE="theone86"]

I'm not really concerned what people on the interenet think about my sex life, but if it were non-existent I wouldn't sell any chance at ever doing for five million.

theone86

I have a thick skin generally and I don't much care what anyone thinks of my sex life. My sex life isn't really the point, my point is that never being able to have sex isn't worth five mil.

[QUOTE="Postmortem123"]

How are people voting for the first choice? Losing your d!ck for 1mil? Damn.

"1 Million of your own currency" would make me more likely to choose the first one.

zeldaluff

I would say most of the people that voted for 1 didn't read the OP. At least that's why I voted for it.

That's a fair assumption I guess.

One shag isn't worth 4 million quid

[QUOTE="theone86"]

[QUOTE="Easyle"] That is good. You have to develop a thick skin on the internet. Still don't have any proof though.Easyle

I have a thick skin generally and I don't much care what anyone thinks of my sex life. My sex life isn't really the point, my point is that never being able to have sex isn't worth five mil.

Even if there's only ever a small chance of sex, it's still worth more than five mil.

You can go ahead and do that. Honestly, no sarcasm, I don't mind.

One shag isn't worth 4 million quid

toast_burner

You say that now baby.

[QUOTE="Easyle"][QUOTE="theone86"]

I have a thick skin generally and I don't much care what anyone thinks of my sex life. My sex life isn't really the point, my point is that never being able to have sex isn't worth five mil.

theone86

Even if there's only ever a small chance of sex, it's still worth more than five mil.

You can go ahead and do that. Honestly, no sarcasm, I don't mind.

I can stimulate myself to videos of beautiful women all I want if I don't get my dick cut off, and truth be told, five million dollars is not too bad of a deal.

So, two.

Obviously the first one...what guy in his right mind would want to deal with getting his dick removed?katana_duo

Sorry for the double post, but the OP said you get it removed with option one.

[QUOTE="katana_duo"]Obviously the first one...what guy in his right mind would want to deal with getting his dick removed?bub166

Sorry for the double post, but the OP said you get it removed with option one.

Oh and if you choose question one you have to get your dick cut off. (It would be completely painless.)

DECIDE!

Easyle

I would abstain from both those horrible options. I'd rather just continue on with my current earnings.

[QUOTE="Easyle"]

Oh and if you choose question one you have to get your dick cut off. (It would be completely painless.)

DECIDE!

sayyy-gaa

I would abstain from both those horrible options. I'd rather just continue on with my current earnings.

Coward.

Decide your sex-less fate!

If the penectomy was writen on the poll, I would have chosen the 2nd choice.

Get laid for $1 mil, of course.

Edit: What the fvck? Both of these choices suck. I hate you op.