I was at my local library doing some homework when the urge came to let er rip. Because I was afraid of stinking up the joint, I heldfor as long as I could until by some freak accident I sneezed, and when I sneezed I farted at the same time. So much for being covert.
It when I was really young. All the neighbor hood kids where playing a game. I forget the game but I remember you needed to keep a ball away from everyone elses. I had the ball and a bigger kid was trying to get it from me. He tackled me to the ground and was forcing my legs above my head to get me to drop the ball. I farted really right at his face.
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