Am I the only one who finds porn hilarious?

I mean it's so impersonal, that when the women go "Oh yeah!! baby!" its like fake, and the guy is like "uhhh yeah...Just shutup and lay there"

I laugh everytime they talk in porn... its just really funny

BDSM pr0n had good dialouge sometimes.

Reg pr0n never did.

But I no longer watch pr0n.

Ya I do sometimes too. If they're not talking I'm fine with it though.zeppelin_64

Yea, yesterday i found a pretty funny one.

They stay in character the whole time.

"Your failing Miserably in BJ 101, dont make me call your parents"

occasionaly when they try to act, its ridiculous :P

Just do the bang bang and we are happy ;)

occasionaly when they try to act, its ridiculous :P

Just do the bang bang and we are happy ;)

gm84

Asian porn is the funniest! :D

But porn gets boring and it does seem nasty after a while.

I feel like the only guy here who's never freakin' gone pr0no surfing...

and yes I am straight...

I feel like the only guy here who's never freakin' gone pr0no surfing...

and yes I am straight...

hamstergeddon

I prefer the text stuff to be honest.

I feel like the only guy here who's never freakin' gone pr0no surfing...

and yes I am straight...

hamstergeddon

i stumbled on to one that involved people dressed as smurfs(smurves?). i lol'd.LoG-Sacrament

I once saw a porn movie where a bunch of clowns kidnapped a balding man, dressed him up as a clown and then forced him to have sex with some girl wearing a sack on her head. (They had also kidnapped the girl earlier.)
The whole thing took place inside a circus tent and was attended by a crowd of clowns.
Right as the man 'arrived', the sack was taken off the girl, revealing the man's daughter. The man's horrified expression as he kept 'arriving', helpless to do anything about it, and the girl's look of surprise as she said "Daddy?", made for the most hilarious thing I have perhaps ever seen.
Not to mention the clowns.

you're not alone

it makes me laugh too

I mean it's so impersonal, that when the women go "Oh yeah!! baby!" its like fake, and the guy is like "uhhh yeah...Just shutup and lay there"

I laugh everytime they talk in porn... its just really funny

BalthierX

Then its truely the best medium then. It makes you laugh, it makes you cry (when it cuts to the guy),etc, etc

[QUOTE="LoG-Sacrament"]i stumbled on to one that involved people dressed as smurfs(smurves?). i lol'd.nick3333

I once saw a porn movie where a bunch of clowns kidnapped a balding man, dressed him up as a clown and then forced him to have sex with some girl wearing a sack on her head. (They had also kidnapped the girl earlier.)
The whole thing took place inside a circus tent and was attended by a crowd of clowns.
Right as the man 'arrived', the sack was taken off the girl, revealing the man's daughter. The man's horrified expression as he kept 'arriving', helpless to do anything about it, and the girl's look of surprise as she said "Daddy?", made for the most hilarious thing I have perhaps ever seen.
Not to mention the clowns.

:lol: oh man...

I find it hilarious most of the time, yeah. The exposition is usually the funniest. The sex is also funny, i.e. the women saying stereotypical porn stuff like "f*** me, f*** yeah, f*** my p****!".

Basically I find it funny to the extent that it's nothing like 'real' (everyday) sex.

The funniest exposition to a porn scene I ever saw is this:

An scantily dressed blonde woman with double-Ds is sitting in an apartment.
The doorbell rings, she answers.
A man is standing there. He is wearing a black mask. "Hi, I'm the electrician", he says.
The woman says "Oh finally, let me show you where the problem is."
She leads him into a room with a generator. Under it is a bale of hay.
"See?", she says, pointing to the generator, "it doesn't work."
He looks at the generator. "Why is there hay here?", the masked man asks.
"I don't know", the girl replies. "Why are you wearing a mask?" she asks.
"I don't know", the man says. "Want to suck my ****?"

The rest is porn history.

nick3333

[QUOTE="nick3333"]

I find it hilarious most of the time, yeah. The exposition is usually the funniest. The sex is also funny, i.e. the women saying stereotypical porn stuff like "f*** me, f*** yeah, f*** my p****!".

Basically I find it funny to the extent that it's nothing like 'real' (everyday) sex.

The funniest exposition to a porn scene I ever saw is this:

An scantily dressed blonde woman with double-Ds is sitting in an apartment.
The doorbell rings, she answers.
A man is standing there. He is wearing a black mask. "Hi, I'm the electrician", he says.
The woman says "Oh finally, let me show you where the problem is."
She leads him into a room with a generator. Under it is a bale of hay.
"See?", she says, pointing to the generator, "it doesn't work."
He looks at the generator. "Why is there hay here?", the masked man asks.
"I don't know", the girl replies. "Why are you wearing a mask?" she asks.
"I don't know", the man says. "Want to suck my ****?"

The rest is porn history.

espoac

Yeah, it is. :lol:

I like porn. I just hate it when they try to act and talk dirty. Just shut the **** up and ****.

Are you a homosexual of sorts?SpiritEmu

What do you expect them to say? I'm watching a porn movie right now and for like 10 minutes the 2 girls didn't say a word. One of them is moaning ahhh, uhhh, mmmm and the other can't say a word anyway cause her mouth is busy. :|gs_gear

[QUOTE="gs_gear"]What do you expect them to say? I'm watching a porn movie right now and for like 10 minutes the 2 girls didn't say a word. One of them is moaning ahhh, uhhh, mmmm and the other can't say a word anyway cause her mouth is busy. :|SolidSnake35

[QUOTE="LoG-Sacrament"]i stumbled on to one that involved people dressed as smurfs(smurves?). i lol'd.nick3333

I once saw a porn movie where a bunch of clowns kidnapped a balding man, dressed him up as a clown and then forced him to have sex with some girl wearing a sack on her head. (They had also kidnapped the girl earlier.)
The whole thing took place inside a circus tent and was attended by a crowd of clowns.
Right as the man 'arrived', the sack was taken off the girl, revealing the man's daughter. The man's horrified expression as he kept 'arriving', helpless to do anything about it, and the girl's look of surprise as she said "Daddy?", made for the most hilarious thing I have perhaps ever seen.
Not to mention the clowns.

lol that goes beyond porn. that is just epic.

[QUOTE="SolidSnake35"][QUOTE="gs_gear"]What do you expect them to say? I'm watching a porn movie right now and for like 10 minutes the 2 girls didn't say a word. One of them is moaning ahhh, uhhh, mmmm and the other can't say a word anyway cause her mouth is busy. :|gs_gear

I don't really watch the stuff to critically analyse the voice acting.luke1889

[QUOTE="gs_gear"]

[QUOTE="SolidSnake35"][QUOTE="gs_gear"]What do you expect them to say? I'm watching a porn movie right now and for like 10 minutes the 2 girls didn't say a word. One of them is moaning ahhh, uhhh, mmmm and the other can't say a word anyway cause her mouth is busy. :|SolidSnake35

Hmm so you're psychic.:|gs_gear

[QUOTE="nick3333"]

[QUOTE="LoG-Sacrament"]i stumbled on to one that involved people dressed as smurfs(smurves?). i lol'd.LoG-Sacrament

I once saw a porn movie where a bunch of clowns kidnapped a balding man, dressed him up as a clown and then forced him to have sex with some girl wearing a sack on her head. (They had also kidnapped the girl earlier.)
The whole thing took place inside a circus tent and was attended by a crowd of clowns.
Right as the man 'arrived', the sack was taken off the girl, revealing the man's daughter. The man's horrified expression as he kept 'arriving', helpless to do anything about it, and the girl's look of surprise as she said "Daddy?", made for the most hilarious thing I have perhaps ever seen.
Not to mention the clowns.

lol that goes beyond porn. that is just epic.

Are you a homosexual of sorts?SpiritEmu