an unending medical emergency

A few months ago I encountered a medical anomaly which has plagued my existence and has become somewhat of a nuisance. Naturally my reaction has been none other than to seek advice from the prominent Gamespot off-topic discussion community. I have been wondering for sometime whether it is common for some women to experience Bi*chiness, not only prior to (that which must not be named), but also during said bloody expelling of internal nastiness :? . The disease plaguing my female companion seemed like a manageable problem at first but, like untreated herpes, the bi*chiness symptoms seem to become more apparent and elongatedeach month. more recently, these symptoms have even been carried over from one month over to the next! Thus constituting over 30 or 40 days of un-medicated and uninterrupted b*tchiness. I am seriously starting to worry about what could become of this in the future as the illness is not only taking its toll on my "girl acquaintance" but seems to inevitably be affecting myself in a psychological sense. I say this because,apparently, I have become an "A** hole who always says the wrong thing and is better off keeping his mouth shut" from one month to the next.

We have tried everything from Panadol to bicycle grease but not even horse tranquilizers seem to keep the bi*chiness at bay. So we now hand ourselves over to you, gamespoters. What should we do? Where should I hide? and when will:

A) I get the girl I know and love back?

B) The alien burst through her chest?

Not really needing advice. just venting some frustration after a monthly argument which, oddly enough, always occurs between the 20th and 26th

Some girls have more painful periods than others, it depends. I've thrown up from horrendous cramps before, but other times I won't feel a thing. I don't tend to get *****y during that time of month, but it really boils down to one's ability to cope with continued discomfort.

Are you sure nothing else has changed, between the two of you?

Well expect the alien withing the next few days. :D good luck

:P

Well personally, I get all b*tchy right before and during said event, but after, I am fine. Maybe it isn't the time of the month that is making her this way. :?

I would just deal with it. Us guys kinda have it easy in that department.

LOL. That's a well-written and funny rant.

I don't think you can stop it...so..please go suffer in silence..