Any creationists in da house?

[QUOTE="clubsammich91"][QUOTE="themountaindew"]

This video

wintermute0

No, that's actually Ray Comfot... modern day prophet.

[QUOTE="lordreaven"][QUOTE="dracula_16"]

The old fossils were planted by Satan in an attempt to divert our faith away from our heavenly father! :x

themountaindew

Zeus created huamn, case closed. No need to debate.magicalclick

Zeus created huamn, case closed. No need to debate.magicalclick

[QUOTE="magicalclick"]Zeus created huamn, case closed. No need to debate.themountaindew

[QUOTE="lordreaven"][QUOTE="dracula_16"]

The old fossils were planted by Satan in an attempt to divert our faith away from our heavenly father! :x

themountaindew

Zeus didnt created humans, Not even in greek mythology.lightleggy

EDIT: Its not Mythology!

[QUOTE="themountaindew"][QUOTE="lordreaven"] Who the hell is this satan guy? The only guy who even sounds like him is Hades, but even then he isin't evil.lightleggy

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this is what i was talking aboutl.

No guys, Man created Zeus... oh wait.

[QUOTE="lightleggy"][QUOTE="themountaindew"] whoah now, satan is nothing like hades. the only similarity is in appearance.themountaindew

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this is what i was talking aboutl.

[QUOTE="lightleggy"][QUOTE="themountaindew"] whoah now, satan is nothing like hades. the only similarity is in appearance.themountaindew

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this is what i was talking aboutl.

[QUOTE="themountaindew"]

[QUOTE="lightleggy"] what? where is the appearence of hades and satan ever mentionated? btw the "horns and pitchfork" version of satan is not the one of biblical cannon.lightleggy

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this is what i was talking aboutl.

And you know this howexactly? You seem a little underqualified to be making such strong claims.

The topic title really made me laugh. That sounds like something a Christian rap group would say to open a show. :lol:

Sometimes I feel like I am the only one on this website who has faith and holds the creationist model for the genesis of life. I feel almost persecuted with the amount of disdain myself and my family receive from more educated people asserting that our viewpoint is jaded and obsolete, absurd even. So, are there any other Young Earth Creationists on this site for me to share muh views with?

themountaindew

Creationists being persecuted? We must live in very different areas, my man.

[QUOTE="themountaindew"][QUOTE="magicalclick"]Zeus created huamn, case closed. No need to debate.magicalclick

[QUOTE="magicalclick"][QUOTE="themountaindew"] first off, polytheism is soooo dead. and even if it were true, Zeus did not create humans. God did.Got_to_go

what? where is the appearence of hades and satan ever mentionated? btw the "horns and pitchfork" version of satan is not the one of biblical cannon.lightleggy

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this is what i was talking aboutl.

This thread is funny... I only read the first page, but I can only imagine what chaos has ensued over the course of it's many pages. If you believe the Earth was created in just 6 days, about 6,000 years ago then that's perfectly alright. If that's your truth, then that's what is truth for you and I wont deny you that. Your perception creates your reality so no amount of scientific facts, fossils, or age of the Universe itself can or would change your mind. Still though, I may read this thread just for the lolz.

I'm a Creationist but I have no clue how old the earth is.

I used to be a "militant Young Earth Creationist" in that I thought one was a bad Christian if he thought the earth was young. Heck, there was a time that the farthest I had ever been away from home was to visit Ken Ham's Creation Museum in Kentucky. However, after studying the text of Genesis in more detail, I come to the conclusion that I have no idea how old the earth is.

However, this does not make me a Theistic Evolutionist either. I question both a young earth account of creation and an evolutionary creation. God could easily have done it either way, I'm just not knowledgeable in the area of science to know what process he used.

As far as what Scripture says about creation, I in no way believe the text intends to teach us how God created but it intends to teach us about the character and person of God. In other words, when we look at the creation account we should be seeking to know who God is, not to know the scientific process he used to create.

[QUOTE="Got_to_go"][QUOTE="magicalclick"] Zeus is God, stop debating the facts.lordreaven

[QUOTE="lordreaven"][QUOTE="Got_to_go"] You're being completely ridiculous. Zeus is mythology. You will smited by Thor and his mighty hammer for your insolence.Got_to_go

I don't see what is so special about holding a 2500 year old story to be the literal account of history... especially when science has proven every facet of it wrong. God can still be the creator of the universe, and have given humanity the faculties to learn through science. We aren't these submissive, ignorant pawns that have to follow the literal account lest we be punished for eternity.

Religion is meant to be interpreted, not held literally accountable.

I don't see what is so special about holding a 2500 year old story to be the literal account of history... especially when science has proven every facet of it wrong. God can still be the creator of the universe, and have given humanity the faculties to learn through science. We aren't these submissive, ignorant pawns that have to follow the literal account lest we be punished for eternity.

Religion is meant to be interpreted, not held literally accountable.

foxhound_fox

I'm a creationist in the sense that I believe that God created the world. Not a young earth creationist however...

I'm a creationist in the sense that I believe that God created the world. Not a young earth creationist however...

coolbeans90

[QUOTE="LJS9502_basic"]The Bible is not meant literally in regard to time. It's more symbolic....and science seems to date the world much older.themountaindew

Oh man, I love you. Please make my day and try to defend Noah's Ark as having actually happened as described in the Bible. It would absolutely make my day. But anyway, as far as the earth being six thousand years old, one word.... FOSSILS. How do you get around that? Anyhoo, just watch these videos: Why do people laugh at creationists?

[QUOTE="coolbeans90"]

I'm a creationist in the sense that I believe that God created the world. Not a young earth creationist however...

lordreaven

Nah dude. Roman Catholic.

[QUOTE="themountaindew"][QUOTE="LJS9502_basic"]The Bible is not meant literally in regard to time. It's more symbolic....and science seems to date the world much older.SteveTabernacle

Oh man, I love you. Please make my day and try to defend Noah's Ark as having actually happened as described in the Bible. It would absolutely make my day. But anyway, as far as the earth being six thousand years old, one word.... FOSSILS. How do you get around that? Anyhoo, just watch these videos: Why do people laugh at creationists?

[QUOTE="themountaindew"][QUOTE="LJS9502_basic"]The Bible is not meant literally in regard to time. It's more symbolic....and science seems to date the world much older.SteveTabernacle

Can't help him with the fossil thing though.

EDIT: wow, i definitely misread this guy's post when i wrote this lol.

Fossils. Either dated wrong, assembled wrong, or planted by the devil. Noahs ark did happen.themountaindew

Man, I was right, you delivered the goods. But hey, don't mind me, obviously Satan sent me here to test your faith, right? The biblical account of Noah's Ark is just flat out physically impossible. The idea of Satan prancing around planting fossils that are shown to be much older than six thousand years is a laughable at best explanation. Honestly, I'm starting to think you're just trying to be funny with me or something. Statements like that are flatly impossible to take seriously.

[QUOTE="SteveTabernacle"]

[QUOTE="themountaindew"] I know people say this but its just not true. The bible is the literal transcription of Gods actions onto paper. All science can be explained with the bible.themountaindew

Oh man, I love you. Please make my day and try to defend Noah's Ark as having actually happened as described in the Bible. It would absolutely make my day. But anyway, as far as the earth being six thousand years old, one word.... FOSSILS. How do you get around that? Anyhoo, just watch these videos: Why do people laugh at creationists?

Noahs ark did happen. There's physiological evidence that a worldwide flood happened, also flood myths appear all over the world, from South American mythology to the epic of Gilgamesh.themountaindew

Don't use big words you don't understand.

physiology (fĭz'ē-ŏl'ə-jē ) -- the scientific study of an organism's vital functions, including growth and development, the absorption and processing of nutrients, the synthesis and distribution of proteins and other organic molecules, and the functioning of different tissues, organs, and other anatomic structures. Physiology studies the normal mechanical, physical, and biochemical processes of animals and plants.

Physiological evidence would have nothing to do with Noah's ark or a "great flood."

[QUOTE="themountaindew"] Fossils. Either dated wrong, assembled wrong, or planted by the devil. Noahs ark did happen. There's physiological evidence that a worldwide flood happened, also flood myths appear all over the world, from South American mythology to the epic of Gilgamesh.magicalclick

This thread is simply bueatiful. :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

[QUOTE="themountaindew"]Fossils. Either dated wrong, assembled wrong, or planted by the devil. Noahs ark did happen.SteveTabernacle

Man, I was right, you delivered the goods. But hey, don't mind me, obviously Satan sent me here to test your faith, right? The biblical account of Noah's Ark is just flat out physically impossible. The idea of Satan prancing around planting fossils that are shown to be much older than six thousand years is a laughable at best explanation. Honestly, I'm starting to think you're just trying to be funny with me or something. Statements like that are flatly impossible to take seriously.

from more educated people

themountaindew

I answered your question. Now youre saying my answer's not good enough? In the bible, satan is shown to have many powers, trickery highest of them all.themountaindew

[QUOTE="lordreaven"][QUOTE="magicalclick"] You are mistaken, the flood was caused by drakon released by Hades and Perseus saved us from total annilation using Madusas head to turn it into stone. There is no need for the Ark to begin with as we were already saved by Perseus.magicalclick

Yeah, he needs to be reminded Zues is the real God here. :D

I just read through all 13 pages and I LOL'd.

...You're a philosophy student, but that video with the banana and kirk cameron made you become a Christian?

Troll.

I just read through all 13 pages and I LOL'd.

...You're a philosophy student, but that video with the banana and kirk cameron made you become a Christian?PeaceChild90

I just read through all 13 pages and I LOL'd.

...You're a philosophy student, but that video with the banana and kirk cameron made you become a Christian?

Troll.

PeaceChild90

[QUOTE="PeaceChild90"]

I just read through all 13 pages and I LOL'd.

...You're a philosophy student, but that video with the banana and kirk cameron made you become a Christian?

Troll.

themountaindew

I'm sorry that you haven't studied symbolism in school.... I suppose this means you also believe that during the End Times, monsters of every sort and variety are going to be coming out of the ocean, along with dragons and pretty angels playing trumpet?

[QUOTE="themountaindew"][QUOTE="PeaceChild90"]

I just read through all 13 pages and I LOL'd.

...You're a philosophy student, but that video with the banana and kirk cameron made you become a Christian?

Troll.

MystikFollower

I'm sorry that you haven't studied symbolism in school.... I suppose this means you also believe that during the End Times, monsters of every sort and variety are going to be coming out of the ocean, along with dragons and pretty angels playing trumpet?